Not content with the fact that they have destroyed the local community, Tishman Speyer is moving on to bigger things such as the entire planet! Residents of 605 East 14th Street came home to find this Notice of Violation and Hearing issued by the Environmental Control Board hanging in their lobby. The task of recycling is proving to be too much for what's left of the staff in the building. This isn't the first time Tishman Speyer has been caught violating the planet. Three months ago Sty Spies captured these photos of Stuyvesant Town employees illegally dumping computers and tires into dumpsters and who could forget this "gorgeous" view from an apartment near the Oval or this curb side catastrophe?
No worries, 605'ers. The fines, etc., are the responsibility of TS, not you residents. And from the supporting notes, it looks like an attempt WAS made for the residents to recycle, which stops at the carriage room bins. The additional steps involve staff actually carrying it to the curb (mission: failed).
Hell, the ECB should issue more of these to snub TS's decision to cut staff.
I see that the violation was for glass bottles and milk cartons being mixed in with clean paper. It isn't the job of the building maintenance staff to sort the garbage. The problem is that people throw recycling in the wrong bins and frequently throw in stuff that shouldn't be recycled (take-away food containers, etc.) then the entire contents of the bin is rendered unrecycleable. With recycling you need to do it right or not at all unless you know for sure that it will be sorted after pick up.
The recycling program since its inception has been onerously burdensome to the building staff and it certainly hasn't helped that TS has cut their numbers down to the bare bone.
Yeah, I can't effing tell you how many times I see pizza boxes in the paper recycle bin- ANNOYING. At last check, cheese and pepperoni crud stuck there doesn't recycle well.
This is the fault of some careless (or ignorant) residents. I've been down there sometimes in the morning and the woman who hauls that staff will actually DIRECT you item by item where to put the specific recycleables, probably to mitigate her needing to re-sort them after some fratties have made there way down there.
I wasn't blaming the tenants.
Or my favorite - the rotisserie chicken carcass in the plastic shell in the recycling bin. Classic.
dear stuyvesant town residonts,
Manny was just taking a break from his 23 hour work day at stuyvesant town when he came across this most troubling of internet generated corrspondacne.
As you may know your valuable conseearges are quite over worked on these most muggiest days of of independentsce stuyvesant town. Our most prestijuss of Big Apple landlors had fired 95 pershent of the staff in stuvesant town as well as stopped refurbishing apartments as well as layed off some of the fiesty security peoples so all thats left is Manny which brings me to my point, yes there is one!
We your consearges would like to remind you of the proper procedure to safely elimate your post consumer waste and that is the follow. Metal and plastic and glass in one bucket. paper in the other, and garbage goers in the one on the right. though garbage is a term we use loosely at oval consearge because of the must elite transplants moving into the stuy town let us once clarify the process:
Old news papers, chinesse restriant menus, People magaine all go into the paprer bin.
Dog food cans, midole bottles and red bull cans go into the middle bin.
chicken corpses, used coatahngers (Manny doesnt ask) and broken ray brans sunglasses go in the thing marked trash.
We hope that this will help you keep the property clean becausw as you know it's just you and MannY on these most doggiest days of the summer time months and nobosy wants to sit in their own filth.
manny
oval conseruge
Americaon leddon
New Art Aripti
Go Greene!
I think the blame lies partly with the tenants who don't recycle correctly and partly (as in mostly) with Tishman Speyer for changing the demographics of the buildings so that instead of families as there used to be, there are now large numbers of transient youngsters - a good many of whom are from out of town where they may have different recycling laws or they simply had their parents take care of all that - and the drastic reduction in the maintenance staff who have to deal with the garbage and recycling. It all boils down to Tishman Speyer trying to suck as much blood as possible.
Yo Manster,
Aren't broken Ray Bans plastic with possibly some metal?
Just deposit all of your garbage down the garbage chute. Thats what it's for.
Lux wasn't blaming the tenants, but
I will !
Do us all a favor here and stop using THIS blog for promoting YOURS.
(Awaiting some aimless, baseless, sarcastic remark that no one ever cares about)
Hmmm, No.
dude, get a life, seriously.
Hmmm, No.
Be careful of clicking on her links. My computer went wierd after clicking on one of them. Explorer loaded about 90 times and crashed my computer. I had to restore it to factory settings and reload all the drivers.
Not true - blog is hosted on Blogger. It's probably the porn your husband looks at that crashed your computer.
THERE IS A LOT OF PORN IN THE SPEYER MANSION BECAUSE MY WIFE WELL. SHE IS ATTRACTIVE TO THE EYE BUT IN BED ITS LIKE POKING A DESERT.
Hushand has his own computer (an Apple) and doesn't look at porn. It was a link to something you posted a while ago. It wouldn't open, but the IE opened literally over and over again.
ALL MEN LOOK AT PORN. UNLIKE THE MAID NANNY AND COOK THEY WILL NOT FILE FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT AGAINST YOU IN THE COURTS.
After that experience, I haven opened any links or attachments from anybody on this site.
Has Jerry been pestering the help?
SO NOW IT IS THE LUX LIVING SITE THAT IS THE CAUSE OF YOUR COMPUTER RELATED PROBLEMS. THE EXPERT HAS SPOKEN. MY WIFE TRIES TO SPEAK AT TIMES AND I BACKHAND HER AND TELL HER TO GET HER PRETTY PHILANTHROPIC FLAT TUSH BACK INTO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME EGGS.
I didn't believe it 'yil now, but does girl = loathe?
Daddy loves his porn, that's for sure! But he prefers to keep it in the family, if you know what I mean. Don't believe the garbage Beulah posts on this website!! Daddy is actually Beulah's brother, and we haven't been able to keep our greedy hands off each other since I was a little girl. In exchange for my "services," Daddy would protect me from the whippings and thrashings that the green-eyed monster Beulah would give me on a daily basis. She is like so totally jealous of what Daddy and I have! But that bitch drove him into my arms, and has only herself to blame. Why do you think Beulah finally kicked me out of their ST apartment and banished me to this fucking trailer in Peter Cooper Village? What, she seriously thought Daddy wouldn't visit me here, and I wouldn't be able to fit him in between turning tricks?? In fact, we're able to get it on more in this trailer without that control freak Beulah around. What a dolt Mommy is!
NOPE, not the LL Blog per se, but people attach all kinds of stuff to their posts and, just as your lovely wife says when she takes the penicillin after having sex with you: "You don't know where it's been."
This is either girl or loathesome writing. It is not me.
I THINK I SHALL HAVE MY WIFE MAKE YOU HER NEXT CHARITABLE WORK BECAUSE I JUST SAID WE DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH MY FRIGID WIFE IN THE SPEYER MANSION. I WILL CALL HER MOBILE NOW AND SEE TO IT THAT SHE GETS YOU HOOKED ON PHONICS RIGHT AWAY.
enough with the caps, fuck.
enough with the caps, fuck.
ILL HAVE KATHERINE DIAL YOU NEXT SINCE THE LANGUAGE YOU USE IS CLASSLESS.
ENOUGH WITH THE DOUBLE POSTS, FUCK.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MAKING A BOLD STATEMENT IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I WAS RAISED IN A HOUSEHOLD WHERE THAT TYPE OF CLASSLESS LANGUAGE YOU ARE SO FOUND OF WAS UNACCEPTABLE.
MY YOUNG ROBS REAL ESTATE TRACK RECORD IS ALSO UNACCEPTABLE. THIS OLD MAN WOULD LIKE TO RETIRE SOON AND HAND OVER THE EMPIRE TO THE YOUNG MAN BUT I AM WORRIED. THE THREE MAJOR DEALINGS HE ORCHESTRATED HAVE BEEN FAILURES. YOUR PRECIOUS STUYVESANT TOWN, THE HUDSON TRAIN YARDS, AND THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM WHICH WAS CONSTRUCTED FACING THE WRONG DIRECTION SO ANY LITTLE SLUGGER IS NOW AN MVP.
Damn straight it ain't you, Mommy. It's me, Beulette, the product of your incestuous union with your own brother. Surprised to see me? HA! HA! HA! Well, your plan backfired, you jealous, sibling-copulating, poor excuse for a parental figure! Banishing me to this shitty trailer in Peter Cooper Village failed to keep Daddy away, and in fact, made the love between us even stronger. In fact, I've continued our family tradition of inbreeding by allowing Daddy to make me preggers. Oh, happy day!!!
PS: And a big hug to Robbie Speyer for finally allowing wi-fi in my trailer! Sucking him off while wearing a goat costume was a fair exchange.
At this point, I think Lux Living should rename this blog "The Saphic Heathers" and just turn it over to them. Well, no need to do that actually - they've taken it over.
YOUR EAGERNESS TO WAVE A WHITE FLAG SPEAKS A GREAT DEAL OF YOUR CHARACTER. SHOULD I SEND A CAR FOR YOU MY DEAR?
Exactly, Jerry!
It could be anybody posting as Beulete, but instead she loves to blame us. She gets off on it in some sick way. I've never had another screen name except for this one. But Beulah is sure to call in one or more of her sock puppets as back-up.
I wouldn't even be surprised if it were Beulah herself posing as Beulete, so she can use that as an excuse to attack us.
baaaaaa
even I know how to spell Sapphic!
Judging by the goat's expression, he might need a tad more lubricant!