Stuy Town Security Educated on Photo Taking Rules

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Dears Stuyvesant Town Residonts,

Come see for yourself the confusing rules that our most most uninformed uniformed peace keepers are telling our residents . Manny knows that you know that we know our staff is a bit how should we say, liberal when it comes to their most enthusiastic way of protecting you residents. sometimes we get carried away in our efforts to provide stellar service and security so we would like to help clarify some of these rules.

the rules

1. Personil photo taking is premited on the poperty so gather all your fanny pack wearing friends and make take some great Kodick moments.

2. profesional photography of models on the proeprty is a no no. Tishman Speyer does not want theyre prestifgous image ruined which is why staving girls and douchy guys can not be photographied on playground or hallways and especially not allowed to shove their friends in a trash shoot and make the "oh no she didnt!" face.

3. pencil sketchs or pen and ink drawings are absolutekly nit premited on the property, tishamn seyer does not encourage creatvity or joy of any kind.

4. drawing bud perrone the penis with chicken feet is espeshilly not permitted and since we are on the most delicate of topics it is illegal to draw photos of rob speyer have a roll in the hay with glynds the gorjus goat from Oval Bada Bing.

We your eager conseearges know that these riles will keep yu safe and informed and thats the way manny rolls. so please on this almost froth of july dont take photos or draw pictures of maascott penusis and goat sex.

manny
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