July 2009 Archives

peter-cooper-lux-1.JPGAn elderly resident of Peter Cooper Village was found unconscious this morning after he was crushed by a mountain of neglected garbage in his building. The resident, 67 year-old Albert Atteridge, was last seen by his wife, Delores, around 7AM when he took their old Readers Digests down to the recycling area of their building. "He was gone for a very long time," she tells us. "I thought he got mugged again. You never know with this crazy place."

Giuseppe Gandolfini, the maintenance man responsible for maintaining the recycling areas in all of Peter Cooper Village, found the unconscious Atteridge under a pile of garbage and immediately called 911. "I try to discourage the seniors from rummaging through the trash but they don't listen," says the shaken Gandolfini.

Mr. Atteridge suffered minor injuries and was released from Beth Israel Hospital around 10AM.
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laundry-mac-gray-leak.jpgStuyvesant Town is responsible for fixing their problematic Mac-Gray washers and dryers. A Peter Cooper Village resident writes us:

"A neighbor of mine called Mac Gray to complain about a leaking machine and two broken ones and got into conversation with the woman who answered. She was told:

1. The machines do not belong to Mac Gray.  They were purchased by Tishman Speyer.
2. The price increase was initiated by Tishman Speyer.  Mac Gray was told to post the notices re the increase.  The price increase money goes to TS, not MG.
3.  Mac Gray has a contract to service the machines, that's all.

Yesterday, I found two men just finishing putting a new washing machine in place, to replace one they had just pulled out. To my amusement, it was not one of the machines that have been breaking down regularly. It has plugged along nobly to the delight of a few of us who noticed that it was charging just $1.00. The price didn't change with the latest increase, either, so I assume that the pricing mechanism was unfixable although the washing mechanics were in fine shape."
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nikki-stern-howm-i-doin.jpgRiding the wave of positive publicity following her hit segment on the Z100 website, perpetually pregnant looking Nikki Stern is thrilled to announce her "How'm I Doin' Hotline" campaign.

Stuy Town's Director of Leasing and Lawn-Guylands most beloved South-Shore princess is inviting PCVST residents to call her new "How'm I Doin' Hotline" to share their thoughts, feelings and personal insights regarding policies, procedures and quality of life.  The first 50 callers will receive a $500.00 shopping spree at Strawberry on First Avenue and a photo session with John Dubitsski, Stuy Town part-time golf cart maintenance person and aspiring fashion photographer, at the Oval fountain.  

"At this special point in my hysterical pregnancy, I look forward to hearing from my beloved constituency of PCVST residents.  I invite all to call in or stop by my First Avenue office to take a few photos with me.  My assistant throws a baby shower for me every Saturday at 3:00PM - just in case - we can always use a few more party favors," gushes the swollen cutie from atop the Equestrian scale she regularly uses at Belmont Park for weekly weigh-ins. "Oh my gawd, just don't bother me about pressure wall pricing discrepancies while we pick baby names!"

The "How'm I Doin' Hotline" is up and ready to take your calls so set your speed dials for (212) 253-3684 now!
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Mac-Gray Customer Service

To submit your service request via e-mail, please complete their brief Customer Service Request form.

You can also call Mac-Gray directly at 1-800-MAC-GRAY (1-800-622-4729). Mac-Gray representatives are available to help you seven days a week:

Monday - Friday 7:00 a.m. - 10:00 p.m.
Saturday - Sunday 8:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m.

You may also speak with a representative at their answering service at any time after hours.

Mac-Gray Customer Service
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more-mac-gray.jpgStuyvesant Town residents aren't the only ones privy to having their clothes destroyed one energy efficient machine at a time! A Sty Spy sent us this photo of a fresh batch of Mac-Gray clothing manglers being delivered to the unfortunate Peter Cooper Village.

And just in time for the laundry price increases. It now costs a Stuy Town / Peter Cooper Village tenant over $2 to have their clothes washed with clumps of hair and sludge (and that doesn't include the cost of having them burned in the dryers!)
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neighborhood-news.gifStuyvesant Town, the Andy Dick of apartment complexes, is once again attracting attention for it's waste management issues.

Recently we posted a letter from a tenant complaining about college kids who were shatting in the stairwells which prompted a blogger from New York Magazine to discuss the topic in further detail.

The scatological story inspired another Stuy Town tenant to vent about parents who let their kids urinate in the playgrounds.The issue of public urination put Stuy Town on the map, literally! While Chelsea and SoHo's neighborhood news, via New York Magazine, involves highend clothing designers, Stuy Town's news involves...kids peeing.

"Stuyvesant Town: A Stuyvesant Town resident complained that parents were allowing their children to urinate openly in playground areas."

The Neighborhood News [NY Mag]
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mac-gray-2-stuy-town.jpgA Lux Living reader sent this scathing manifesto to Mac-Gray customer service reps about the problematic machines in their building. Sadly this is a familiar tale.

"I currently live at 15 Stuy Oval, and have lived in the complex for over 18 years.  Over the last year, we have made various complaints over the new Maytag washers and dryers installed in our building. I am sure the Maytag man is no longer the loneliest person in the world, but perhaps the most crankiest, as if he had to fix all the broken down machines, he wouldn't have time to eat or sleep.

Since first installed, the washers often do not finish their cycle, more often than not, leaving your laundry soaking wet. We then have to put the clothes in for another cycle. The machines are made so poorly, that the doors often do not lock in place. The  pull out trays are so fragile, that they break easily. These are not industrial machines. The dryers more often than not, are not "hot", causing more frustration. The lint filters are also not properly made, as trying to clean it, leaves lint all over the area. Dryers also do not finish their cycle.

My wife has called your customer service many times for refunds. Your customer service has been great!! Out refund checks are always sent out on time. How about putting in a quality machine, so they don't break down every other minute. More often than not, there are at least 3 machines broken at one time and 2 dryers down. My wife and I both work, and have decided that after many complaints, nothing has really been done. We don't like having to spend hours doing our laundry when coming home from work.  Well, the loss is yours. We no longer do our laundry in our building ( we were spending approx $45 per week ). After your ridiculous price increase ( I guess it is OK  from a marketing perspective to raise prices and substantially reduce service and quality ), it is more convenient and cheaper to give the laundry out. 

Perhaps one day you will truly address these issues when you notice the loss of revenue, as if I am taking this route, many others are doing the same. As far as Stuytown management goes---you should be ashamed of yourselves for letting this go on for so long, as I am sure you have received a multitude of complaints. You would think that the management office would try and correct this issue, but I guess you are more concerned in telling the world how "luxurious" living in Stuytown has become."

- Name withheld
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stuy-town-poo-patrol.jpgStuyvesant Town, New York City's most crime addled eye sore, has bigger problems than residents getting beaten and raped in their apartments. Feces. Last night's fierce storms and tornado like winds dropped three inches of water on the complex leaving the sewer system overloaded with debris. The brackish blockage has caused a number of residents to experience flooding in their apartments, in particular, with the toilets.

"I flushed my toilet this morning and up came all of this brown sludge," says a tenant at 16 Stuyvesant Oval. "I called security and maintenance but nobody showed up. I finally had to call the fire department." New York's bravest quickly turned off the water supply to the apartment which is now flooded with an inch of septic sickness.

Another resident living at 332 Fist Avenue also experiences backup from her bowl. "Last night I flushed a cotton ball and up came this nasty water," says the anonymous resident. "I couldn't make it stop. I called security and the officer who answered the phone said they were stuck on a flooded street. He said to call 311 and hung up on me. Everything I own is ruined!"

Stuyvesant Town management denies there is a problem with flooded toilets though they received a large shipment of plungers this morning. "Just a routine delivery," says Andrew at the management office.
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wet-toy-cops-2.jpgStuyvesant Town residents know not to hold their breath when they call what's left of the security force when they need help. Muggings, rapes, and assaults are on the rise in Stuy Town, though thankfully Bikini Bottom and Craig's List are perfectly safe!

But today when security doesn't respond to calls for help, they actually have a legitimate reason. They're stuck in a puddle.

PS

A stick is not an oar.
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whack-a-rat.jpgStuyvesant Town would like to invite their residents to their most family-friendly event of the summer: Whac-a-Rat in the Oval! Kids ages 4-10, along with their parents, are invited to come to the Oval and participate in this fun-for-the-whole-family event.

Children will be given miniature bats which they will use in a fierce competition to see who can kill the most rats. Hopefully they'll have better luck than management!

First prize winner gets a summer internship with Stuy Town gardeners where they will put their little slugger skills to good use against Stuy Town's mangiest.

The event is sponsored by d-CON and will be hosted by hunky Mike Rowe of the hit TV show Dirty Jobs, hands off ladies! The event starts today at 2pm sharp!
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rape-assualt-larceny-stuy-town.jpgStuy Town - Love Your Space Love Getting Beaten, Raped, and Robbed in Your Space!
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stuy-town-rape.jpgVia NYPD Daily Crime Blotter

"Manhattan

A man was busted for raping his pal's girlfriend at a party in Stuyvesant Town, law-enforcement sources said yesterday.

Ruslan Klassen, 23, of Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn, allegedly assaulted the victim while she was sleeping after the bash on East 20th Street near First Avenue at about 5 a.m. Saturday.

When the woman woke up and found Klassen attacking her, she ran out of the apartment and called police, authorities said.

Klassen was charged with rape."

NYPD Daily Crime Blotter [NY Post]
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soaked-stuy-town.jpgStuyvesant Town, New York City's most mocked marshland, is proving to be the hostile living environment so many people have been talking about recently. An excessive amount of rain coupled with the property's excessive use of its irrigation system have left Tishman Speyer's 80-acre albatross looking like the Red Cross is due for a visit.

Stuyvesant Town's parks, which in the past have won various horticultural awards under Met Life's meticulous care, have suffered greatly under Tishman Speyer's direction. Last summer Tishman Speyer, a name synonymous with illegal eviction sprees, hired landscape architects Peter Walker and Partners to rework the property. The California based landscape architects quickly started cutting down dozens of healthy trees and replaced them with thousands of haphazardly planted samplings, most of which died because of Tishman Speyer's inability to properly install a new irrigation system. By the time the system was in place and working it was too late. Fall had come and most of the trees had died from neglect at the hands of inexperienced groundskeepers.

This year the spring thaw revealed nightmarish conditions. The once verdant oval lawn had been reduced to a muddy abyss that has become a breeding ground for mosquitoes spreading a flu-like virus. The decorative cabbages one resident was so fond of were eagerly chewed down to their roots by packs of rats.  And the trees that managed to survive began rotting, sending large branches crashing to the earth. All of this has Stuy Town residents on edge.
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dumping-sticker.jpgLast month Lux Living told our readers about the new "rule" Tishman Speyer put in place which promised to penalize Stuyvesant Town residents who throw out unwanted furniture. Furious Sty Spies sent us photos of an orange sticker Tishman Speyer put up in their Stuy Town buildings which reads "No furniture dumping violators will be prosecuted."

Soon after, Town & Village newspaper contacted Stuyvesant Town's management office to find out how residents should get rid of unwanted furniture since Tish-Spey gave no instruction other than the stern sticker. An e-mail from management said tenants are to call resident services at (212) 420-5000 to arrange for a fee-based service to remove furniture.

The new policy outraged tenants including one woman who wrote a letter to Town & Village stating that the new rule will cost her nearly $80 to have an old TV properly disposed of. Of course Stuyvesant Town's transient community couldn't care less, it's hard to prosecute people who move away.

Residents who may not have read the article published in T&V still don't know what the procedure is to dispose of unwanted furniture since Tishman Speyer has made no formal attempt to educate them. Though they did find the time to put up less threatening stickers.
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pee-park.jpg"I am a stuy town resident mother of two (a baby and toddler). I have noticed this summer many caretakers allowing their potty training children to urinate in the bushes and tree areas INSIDE the playgrounds. This is unacceptable and is becoming more prevalent as the summer rolls on. I have a hard time keeping my toddler out of those areas as he likes to explore them and occasionally throw a ball in that direction. I understand that it's difficult to reach a restroom with a young child who is newly potty trained, but this is disgusting. Other parents use the portable potties they sell at babies r us, which is a far better option. Can something be done about this?

Maybe some signs can be posted or some personnel or security officers can address those caretakers at the playground for a while until the message is clear that children should not be urinating inside the playgrounds. Otherwise, maybe the areas can be fenced off so that young children cannot enter."


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stuy-town-recycling-violation.jpgNot content with the fact that they have destroyed the local community, Tishman Speyer is moving on to bigger things such as the entire planet! Residents of 605 East 14th Street came home to find this Notice of Violation and Hearing issued by the Environmental Control Board hanging in their lobby. The task of recycling is proving to be too much for what's left of the staff in the building.

This isn't the first time Tishman Speyer has been caught violating the planet. Three months ago Sty Spies captured these photos of Stuyvesant Town employees illegally dumping computers and tires into dumpsters and who could forget this "gorgeous" view from an apartment near the Oval or this curb side catastrophe?

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Stuy Town Mugger Targets ElderlyStuyvesant Town, everyone's favorite purgatory, is a favorite target for one particular mugger who has been preying on elderly tenants in the financially doomed complex. 1010wins.com is reporting today that the elusive mugger who is targeting residents in both Peter Cooper Village and Stuyvesant Town is still at large.

Thanks to Tishman Speyer's financial issues, Stuyvesant Town and Peter Cooper Village have slashed their security department by 75% and what's left of them are more interested in harassing tenants with cameras and surfing Craig's List than they are keeping the peace.

Police: Suspect Targeting Elderly Men for Their Wallets in Manhattan [1010 Wins]
East Side Attacker Of Elderly Re-Emerges [CBS News]
Suspect Sought In Manhattan Robberies [NY1]
Targets Elderly Men [The Villager]
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Tires and Dead Plants - Nothing but the best for Stuy Town residents!Stuyvesant Town sure knows how to treat a lady! Just in time for tonight's last Oval Concert featuring girl-friendly crooner Kaki King, Stuy Town has spruced up their grounds with dead plants and a blown out tire.

Sadly Stuyvesant Town residents are used to this kind of treatment.
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oval-hollister.jpgDeer Oval Consearge Members,

We hope you had an illuminating Independence Day despite the fact we Stuyvesaont Town won't let you veew the spectacular display of grandjur from the roofs anymore. The pyrotechtronics were almost as beathtaking as Manny's bad speling! Not only is the froth of July our most treasured of summertime holidays, but it is a reminder of the rich history new york city has to offer, a rich history that gets white washed with each passing day on the word of the day calendar Manny uses to write his profilic proze.

And boy to we have a plethora of suggestions to keep you busy this summer month of July. 2nd Avenue Deli? Please! Manny knows that kind of ethnicity scares you new people which is why we suggest Pink Bery! After all those plates of pickles were quite sugestive! The east villoje used to be full of great shops filled with both up and coming and established designers that people would flock to the city buy. But Manny knows those shops can be weird if US Weekly hasn't toldd you about them first. That's why its perfect timing that ominus DKNY mural is gone from SoHo and replaced with a nice begnign shade of beige. Shop safe chubby gals!

But there are somethings that are too big even we cant destroy and those things are quite grand. Did you know there is a 150 green lady standing in the river? We are guessing you have seen her on the TV so you wont be afreaid of her and she is so nice that she will even let you upside of her. We bet Sarah jessica Partner wont even let you do that!

So please come see for yourself whats left of New York City during this most celebrated monthy of the summer!

Manny
Oval Concereiges
American Ligion
Newark Aprtoty
Beer and Tang

Or so this latest atrocity from Oval Concierge should read.

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nitexxi-jewelry.jpgCome see for yourself! Nitexxi Jewelry carries a vast array of unique jewelry, altar pieces, and ritual objects. Join us at Oval Lounge for an event you don't want to miss, as you could be the winner of a years supply of chicken feet!

Oval lounge
Saturday, July 11
12PM-4PM

Children welcome!

Or so this email from Oval Concierge should read.
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beer-gorgeous.jpg If you're not already gay, this promo for Z100's Stuyvesant Town Apartment Giveaway will have you swearing off vag for the rest of your life.

Local radio station Z100 and Stuyvesant Town are giving away a free year-long lease to a furnished Stuy Town apartment. Nikki Stern, Director of Leasing at Stuyvesant Town, and an overly caffeinated, nameless gal pal give you the Mineola meets Bronx Beat perspective on the apartment one lucky winner will crap up.

Stern, seven months pregnant, and her perky friend chirp away for five painful minutes in a cavernous sounding apartment which only intensifies their heinous accents. The gal pal's enthusiasm for the benign Huffman Koos furniture is frightening as is her over use of the word 'gorgeous.'  The only thing lacking in the ovary-orientated piece is where the contest winner can find the nearest Pink Berry and Tampon Hut.

The cheap commercial further shows how desperate Tishman Speyer is to fill their Stuyvesant Town apartments. In a city where the need for affordable housing is at an all time high, it's anyone's guess why Tishman Speyer is consciously appealing to Long Island's trashiest.
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mini.jpgLux Living readers aren't the only ones questioning Stuyvesant Town's desperate recruitment tactics. Last month we told you how visionless Tishman Speyer is grasping for straws when it comes to ideas for getting people interested in their Stuy Town college dorm apartments by offering a year long lease for a used Mini-Cooper.

Streetsblog New York City also mocks the stunt:

"Tishman Speyer is offering a one-year Mini Cooper lease to the tenant who can draw the most referrals to Stuyvesant Town. "I suppose it could be worse; it could have been an SUV they're giving away," writes our tipster. "But this is still the last thing Manhattan needs right now -- another resident, private car."
In the past, Tishman Speyer has offered residents gift cards and coupons if they were able to successfully coerce their friends into calling the financially troubled Stuy Town home. Security and maintenance cutbacks, college kid antics, and bed bug bonanzas have kept Stuy Town's vacancy rate looming around 30%. What to do? Give people a car so they can get the f*ck out!
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stuy-town-eviction.jpgStuyvesant Town's landlord can't get information about their fake "no photos" and "no furniture dumping" rules to their residents but they sure are efficient with eviction notices! A Stuy Town resident was just served these love letters from Tishman Speyer who are evicting them for back rent. Perhaps the tenants couldn't afford roach traps, rat poison, Quell, and rent in this tough economy.
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stuy-down-furniture-dumping-2.jpgStuyvesant Town, New York City's most infamous landfill, continues to show the world what a luxurious palace it is! A Sty Spy sent in this photo of more furniture abandoned by ex-Stuy Town residents as they made the great escape from the financially troubled compound.

Last week Tishman Speyer began posting threatening stickers in their buildings warning residents they will be prosecuted if caught dumping furniture, an initiative nobody is taking seriously.

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dead-squirrel.jpg"This dead squirrel has been in playground 6 on the 14th Street loop for at least two days.  Security has been told at least twice including yesterday and again this morning. If the weather holds up I will try to remember to go over and look again towards the end of the day."
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garbage-violator-1.jpgStuyvesant Town residents lucky enough to escape Tishman Speyer's residential real estate failure are flipping their former landlord the bird by dumping their unwanted furniture all over the complex, ignoring Tishman Speyer's new "No Furniture Dumping" rule.

Last week Lux Living told you about a new "rule" Stuyvesant Town management made tenants aware of via bio-hazard colored stickers that read "No furniture dumping, violators will be prosecuted."  In two years Tishman Speyer has turned the middle-class housing complex, which once had a lengthy list of people waiting to move in, into a transient community which tenants now cant wait to get out of! The large transient community is leaving behind a lot of furniture which is causing a problem for the landlord. Their response is to penalize the tenants, though the ill conceived plan doesn't take into account that the tenants have moved out, making it difficult to prosecute.

Aside from the stickers, Tishman Speyer provided their tenants with no further information about the rules or what the procedure is to have furniture removed until local paper Town & Village called to inquire.

"Tishman Speyer can kiss my ass," says Bridgette Briggs, a tenant moving out of Stuyvesant Town. "They rented me an apartment they knew had bed bugs and now they want me to pay to have my furniture thrown out? They're lucky I don't burn it in front of their leasing office."

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