When Nick Hetherington isn't spending his fruitful days as Managing Director of New York Living Solutions, he's on the Internet hunting humans! The actor turned...eh, Managing Director... has taken the opportunity to use his company's website to publicly announce he is stalking me.Yesterday, Hetherington tucked his penis between his legs, slowly danced over to his computer, and took control of the New York Living Solution's dormant blog to use as a platform to inform readers he is hunting me. He writes:
"I am a managing director with NY Living Solutions who also happens to be a resident at Stuyvesant Town and I would like to offer some weekly reporting that will aim to show both sides of the story and ongoing daily disputes at PCVST.
While it is true there is a pending lawsuit that has uncovered scurrilous activity with the unlawful deregulation of thousands of rental units there are many other stories which are hysterical at best, vitriolic at worst...
The stories are written in particular by one blogger who is hogging the blogwaves, who has the lion's share of attention, and this person is a resident (or was once a resident for 10 years until last April) who thus far has remained elusive. A NY Times article that was published last July 2008 gives some background.
As a resident myself I have had the opposite experiences of said mystery blogger who finds the time each and every day to dish the dirt on all manner of topics that may occur in the community of (PCVST).
I will give my perspective on what it's like to live in the PCVST community. After all it is only fair for there to be an alternative voice to the one blog that exists merely to routinely inflict countless blows to Tishman/Speyer. I will also begin the hunt to uncover the identity of this elusive resident blogger that is until they find the courage to reveal themselves.
According to the NY Times article from July 2008, the blogger makes daily routine trips to PCVST...
Well, so we know it's a guy and he makes routine visits. Let the hunt begin."
Publicity this bad is usually reserved for Tishman Speyer and their prestigious Oval parties. If I had a choice between being smashed in the face with a bottle of Amstel Light and being tossed into a well by a pasty Hetherington whispering "I'd f*ck me" while he shoots an intimate video for his New York Living Solutions blog , I'd choose death by cheap beer.
Who is the mystery Stuyvesant Town blogger/resident? [New York Living Solutions]
He's using you because he knows your site has a big readership. Don't fall prey. He's laid out the bait. I'd lose any links to his site if I were you, ASAP. Let him stand or fall on his own.
Oh this one isn't so clever that he actually thinks he and New York Living Solutions will benefit from provoking me in some lame viral marketing stunt. Park Avenue Grinch hit the nail on the head.
Lux Living has a readership of around 25 - 30 thousand people a month depending on how frequently I write. He's incredibly naive to drag his name and New York Living Solution's name onto my shit list and in front of so many people.
Now that everyone knows what a jerk he is, it is unlikely he will benefit in any way especially if he is walking around with his penis tucked between his legs. His writing is baaaaad, his bio says essentially nothing, and he has been exposed for the type of person he really is.
He may want to purchase a bag to put over his head for when he is slithering around Stuyvesant Town..
Absolutely. He's trolling and baiting the LL readership.
Just trying to earn brownie points with the leasing office.
Pathetic.
Well that didn't quite work out so well, did it?
I wonder if any other landlord of Tishman Speyer's standing has been so publicly reviled and ridiculed? Even the vile Helmsleys, and Donald Dickhead Trump were not treated with the same level of contempt as TS is - and they both have an ugly track record. But then the Helmsleys and DDT didn't pay $5.4 billion for something worth much, much less (even given the market conditions at that time)and then continue to devalue it with their bad-to-nonexistent managerial skills and totally lame-brained ideas (e.g. OvalEssentials, etc.). In the cutthroat world of Real Estate which is almost on par with the Mexican druglords as far as ruthlessness is concerned, Tishman Speyer must be seen as the biggest SCHMUCKS on the planet!
He shows apartments in Stuyvesant Town right? It's no wonder people throw roach traps at them. He's lucky that's all they throw. I have two apartments on my floor now filled with the most arrogant 20 somethings. I can't remember the last time I was treated so rudely for no reason. I almost miss the crime of the 80s. It scared people like this far away from the city.
My guess is his penis is too itsy-bitsy to tuck between his legs. But the strap-on he wears during those rendezvous with Robbie Speyer at Oval Bada Bing might work!
Mr. Hetherington does have one thing correct: Tishman-Speyer does blow! It sounds to my pointy ears as though he wants the truth silenced (as in 'the lambs'). I think the comments on this blog speak for themselves, Mr. H. Do these sound like the posts of happy campers to you? Or, as the conscierge, Manny, offers, why don't you come see for yourself? While a lot of this blog is tongue-in-cheek, I can tell you that I have witnessed first hand the piles of rubbish in the storage unit, the needless destruction of trees to make way for more trees destined for the same fate, the roaches, brown water, etc., etc., ad nauseum. What amounts to a free-fall from an oasis in the City to a ghetto-esque frat house since the coming of the plague known as Jerry & Robbie.
"Let the hunt begin"? What exactly has this person done to you personally, Nick? Hurt you or your family; offended your bosom buddies, Jerry & Robbie(gasp!); performed surgery on you and amputated the wrong leg ~ what?! Instead, why not seek the truth behind all these posts. You are persecuting the wrong person; the only one thus far that has the stones to speak out against what has been, and is still being done, to the people residing in Sty-Town.
Have a good day, sir. Go step on something smaller and weaker than you; that ought to make you smile.
Those poor goats!
I have exclusive video of this mysterious blogger. I will be turning it over to Nick and the authorities in a few moments.
However, first, I will give you a taste of what I have. (Uh, so to speak.)
http://tinyurl.com/pb66ft
Again Lux, I'm not sure why you want to direct your site's traffic his way and help his Google ranking with your links to this guy's whatever-it-is. That, I suspect, is what his BS campaign to "unmask" you is all about. You worked long and hard to get where you are, this guy is just trying to be a barnacle on your metaphorically magnificent sailing vessel --- scrape him off!
How did you manage to get cameras into my cave without me knowing? I feel so violated.... ;)
I'm about 5 minutes from scraping him off so hard he'll wish he never used the Internet.
Tomorrow we'll be getting back to more important things like the Chinese drywall finding it's way into Stuy Town via pressure walls and the 13th precinct brushing up on their riot and crowd control skills in time for next Wednesday's Oval concert.
Nick posted to LL: "I am not receiving any incentives. Truly I'm not." Yet as you can see, a Stuy Town apartment is being advertised on the NY Living Solutions website that they most certainly receive a commission for:
http://nyls.net/listingdetails.aspx?lid=308879
His friends are starting to email me. They are just as clueless and inarticulate as he is.
He has friends? Please post samples LOL.
When someone addresses you as "Yo"...it tells you all you need to know about them.
You read my mind! Great picture! LOL
ROFL enough said!
Come on, guys. Nick has plenty of interesting friends! Here are just a few:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ekxO1GDDs&feature=PlayList&p=73DF0A8174978E08&index=7
His ad for Stuyvesant Town says "climate control." What climate control? It's a very misleading ad because it seems to imply that there is central air/heat. A space heater and a window air conditioner are the only "climate control" available in my apartment.
ROFL.. I thought these were his friends!
No, silly! Those are his first cousins!
I wonder why Nick hasn't written on his broken blog today? I hope he's cleaning out his desk at work.
Yep, and regretting what he said on the internet that will haunt him forever. I guess he's done trying to weasel his way out of what he said here too. Once it's out there...
Oh, I doubt he regrets it, otherwise he'd have removed the post by now. The dude is clearly a self-pitying whiner who is incapable of feeling even a shred of empathy for others. The only thing that will "haunt him forever" is forgetting where he put his strap-on for goat night at Oval Bada Bing!
I am very surprised NYLS hasn't taken the post down.
Are they standing behind an employee who suggests people hunt residents who used to live in Stuyvesant Town, an apartment complex they show to their clients?
Is he going to suggest the commenters here be hunted too?
Or people who write negative reviews for ST and PCV on ApartmentRatings.com, should they be hunted?
That's a MAJOR conflict of interest!
Well you were right Roundly Roger, I definitely helped their Google ranking. Google New York Living Solutions and see what a valuable asset the outside-of-the-box, viral marketing genius is for the company he works for.
ROTFLMFAO !!!
Gonna try to embed this tag...
That ought to put him in solid with Mizan and Arnon.
But he got New York Living Solutions a top 5 Google ranking! Shouldn't he be promoted?
Hmm guess what shows up first if anyone ever Googles "Nick Hetherington New York Living Solutions" ROFL!
I think we can let him out of the stockade now.
Donald Asshole Trump and his slutty daughter Ivanka deserve to go into the stockade after you let Nick out. They are the tacky blowhard creeps that started this raping and pillaging of NYC. Time to round up all the real estate developer jerks who scam the system and use their connections in NYC government to profit at the expense of hard working New Yorkers and put them where they belong - in jail.
I don't know much about The Donald and Ivanka (what does she do?), but I often wish that he had bought the property instead of the sleazy Speyers because I think that even he would have had more class than to put reeking dumpsters under peoples' windows and have them emptied at 4 AM! He probably would have renamed the property Trumptown and put up a 70-foot statue of himself in the Oval, but he would never have been as brain-dead in his ideas as Rob Speyer. At worst, we would have had a casino instead of those useless "amenities/essentials" whatever they're called.
i wouldn't wish for Donald Trump! he would have bought stuy town, drove it into the ground, and then declared bankrupcy. he would have stiffed everyone involved in stuy town and then had the audacity to sue YOU! he is a pig.