
A Sty Spy tipped us off to this article published in the Daily News yesterday in which city housing projects now call Pit Bulls "Public Enemy No. 1". Starting tomorrow Pit Bulls, Dobermans, and Rottweilers will be banned from all apartments run by the city Housing Authority. Lucky for those owners, and this couple.... and this lady... they can still roam freely in Stuyvesant Town!"Pit bulls are now Public Enemy No.1 at city housing projects.
Starting Friday, the powerful popular breed that's sometimes trained to be violent is banned from all apartments run by the city Housing Authority.
"Finally someone is realizing that these potentially dangerous animals have no place in a confined urban space," said City Councilman Peter Vallone (D-Queens), who has unsuccessfully lobbied state legislators to ban the dogs.
The Housing Authority regulations also bar residents from owning any dog over 25 pounds. The current policy allows dogs that weigh up to 40 pounds. In addition, owning Rottweilers and Doberman pinschers also is banned under the new rules.
Housing Authority residents who already have the breeds will be able to keep them as long as they register by Friday.
City housing officials said residents urged them to ban the dogs that they claim are too vicious and threatening."
Sorry but we have to point out that Miss "Oh no she's not!" is being shoved into the garbage shoot by her foxy flanneled friend. WTF?
Stuyvesant Town, New York's favorite college campus, is the backdrop for a tacky story running in today's New York Post. "NYC's Hottest College Kids" can be seen flaunting their partially clothed bodies in and around Stuy Town apartments. Classy.
Stuyvesant Town, New York's favorite 80-acres of wasted space, continued to spruce up their lacking lawns this weekend with the hopes of giving the tired complex more curb appeal. Residents walking by the work in progress stopped to point and laugh at groundskeepers as they raked and shoveled dirt and - we didn't think it was possible - they actually made the place look worse!
More than a year after Tishman Speyer deemed Stuyvesant Town 'pet friendly', management has finally got around to posting dog related signage after realizing there would be less altercations between security and dog owners if residents actually knew what the rules are before being scolded for breaking them.
Landlords are grappling with whether to continue deregulating rent stabilized apartments as they wait for the outcome of a crucial court case which is not expected until the end of the year at the earliest--months later than many had hoped.
It's too bad Stuyvesant Town's ubiquitous Big Brother security cameras don't work as good as residents armed with cell phones! Yesterday a Sty Spy caught a savage Rottweiler feasting on toddlers, and early this morning another Sty Spy photographed a drunkard (Homeless? Hipster? Hard to tell even in day light.) passed out on a bench at 3:30AM. And this just one day after Town & Village published articles on gang violence and drug activity in Stuyvesant Town. Lux Living!
Stuyvesant Town's Oval, the swamp known for it's horse shit and Georgi vodka / Colt 45 lawn ornaments, has a new addition this spring - a vicious, tethered Rottweiler! A Sty Spy took this photo today of non Sty Town residents walking their 80+ pound dog through the Oval where it terrorized tenants, kids, other dogs, basically anything that moved. The spy writes:
Thrilllist.com, everyone's favorite hipster rag, has drank the Tishman Speyer Kool-Aid and started spreading the Stuy Town word to their undeserving mailing list. A Sty Spy tipped us of to an e-mail Thrilllist.com sent out this morning that included an ad for Stuyvesant Town. 
Leave it to ST/PCV security to turn an afternoon dog walk into a violent altercation leaving a resident shirtless and unconscious.PCVST Dog, a website for local down owners, reprinted a Town & Village article on their site detailing the shameful smackdown:"According to a Peter Cooper resident who was involved, the fight between residents and security began last Thursday afternoon when three of his neighbors had their dogs on the grass, which is against complex rules.That Friday, Weiss complained to the security department and said the department's chief officer, Bill McClellan, apologized for the officers' behavior.
Robin Weiss, 62, who is not a dog owner himself, happened to be walking home with a bag of groceries at that time when he saw a neighbor, Paul Strauss, arguing with a security officer, not far from 441 East 20th Street.
According to Weiss, the officer, Gregory Anderson, was accusing Strauss of trying to "sic" his rat terrier, Terry, on him and was pushing him, despite Strauss' attempts to leave.
"They ripped Paul's shirt off," said Weiss of the argument. "It was a disgrace."
Strauss later told T&V he had actually been getting choked with his own shirt, and it came off in the struggle. He declined medical attention and later said he was fine, though he said he did want to make a police report. A cop at the scene, however, "wouldn't let me," Strauss said. "She said, 'nothing happened.'"
But something did happen, according to bystanders in the crowd which had grown at that point.
When seeing Strauss arguing with a security officer, Weiss stepped between the two of them. That's when someone attacked him from behind, he said, sending him flying face first into the grass.
"I don't remember it," said Weiss, who found out he'd been knocked unconscious momentarily by another security officer after two girls who had been walking nearby asked him if he was okay.
"I said sure, I'm fine-I had no idea what happened.""
Apartments in Stuyvesant Town are so coveted that a former city school social worker, convicted on a kiddie-porn rap, has asked a judge to let him remain free -- so he can keep his digs there. James Bonczek was slapped with eviction papers on the grounds he doesn't actually live in the East Side complex, his lawyers wrote yesterday.
Stuyvesant Town, the punch line of most real estate jokes, is busy preparing for their Easter Weekend Spectacular! All this week Tishman Speyer is gussying up the grim grounds for this weekend's Easter festivities at the Oval.
Hatzmann and crew have been doing their best to make the dilapidated Oval look presentable in time for the Lord's special day. "We have these wild horses that roam the complex and shit everywhere," he tells us. "Since Tishman Speyer's cash reserve has a negative balance after 2 Buck Chuck night, we figured we'd use the brown as fertilizer for the Oval lawn. If parents choose to let their kids play in the grass, just remember, that's not a tan they suddenly have."
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Located in the "East Village" and full of property features including a "dedicated outdoor area for dogs" and "exercise room," this newly remodeled Stuy Town 5 bedroom apartment can be yours! The spacious walk-in closet is perfect for clothes or that second kitchen you were hoping for.
Stuyvesant Town, New York City's most mocked apartment complex, is once again attracting negative attention with a bold new renovation - throwing out their once prestigious 'Oval' park. The Oval was Stuyvesant Town's gem, a beautiful park that sat in the middle of the overwhelming, depressing, institutional looking buildings. Incompetent landscapers and the typical mismanagement of the property have sadly turned the lush grounds into a forest of decomposing trees, dried out plants, and dead grass known to blow away in a strong breeze. With Tishman Speyer's cash reserve at a dangerously low $23, they have decided against fixing the park and instead plan to bag it up and throw it out.
Stuyvesant Town, everyone's favorite real estate soap opera, is under the watchful eye of the New York City Police Department. Tishman Speyer recently laid off almost 90% of their Stuy Town security force resulting in an increase of drug activity and violent crimes. The 13th Precinct is responding to the crime addled property with 30 uniformed officers on horseback who routinely patrol the complex. Unfortunately this new found sense of security comes at a price... a knee high pile of horse shit. 
Come see for yoorself! Stuyvesant Towns consseagres have combined a zenith of events in April for you to partake in. We your consierges know that you know that April is the soggiest of months so please stay dry and help keep our Ovil Essentials / Ametitee workers employed (and alive!) and come see for yourself the most exsiting events we have cooked up for you in this most springlike month!
Residents are fleeing Stuyvesant Town in large numbers this month. Huge rent increases and staff cutbacks are driving tenants out and the vacancy rate up leaving long term residents fearful of what the future holds for Stuy Town.
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