December 2008 Archives

Clock is ticking for Tish-Spy's Stuy Town.An article in Real Estate Weekly reports that the clock is ticking for Tishman Speyer's doomed Stuyvesant Town. Tishman Speyer should know within the next two months if they have booted enough rent stabilized tenants to make the deal a financial success.

"The picture of income, which Tishman is said to be close to arriving at because it has finished reviewing almost all of the property's rolling leases, will likely allow the company to determine whether its record purchase of the 11,000-unit complex will be a financial success.

Nearly two years have passed since Tishman Speyer purchased the twin complex for $5.4 billion, the most ever paid for a single residential real estate asset and whose financial feasibility appeared to be based upon the expectation that a significant portion of the property's rent regulated tenants could be replaced with those paying market rate.

But in about two months, Garodnick said, leases for virtually all of the complex's tenants will have come up for renewal during Tishman's tenure as owner because the maximum lease period for regulated apartments is two years."
Tishman Speyer has been successful at catching some rent stabilized tenants taking advantage of the system but they have no comment on the 339 legal tenants they dragged into court at the tenants' own expense.

Tishman coming close to definitive analysis of Stuy Town PCV [REW]
Tishman Close To Figuring Out If Stuy-Town Was Worth It [NYO]
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Via today's New York Post:

"Jerry Speyer: His Tishman Speyer Properties bought Stuyvesant Town and Peter Cooper Village for $5.4 billion and bet it could convert the traditionally middle-class enclave into a luxury apartment complex. Then the economy tanked, and the conversion seized up. Unless an equity partner can be found to prop up the debt, or Speyer himself dips into his personal fortune, the property could be foreclosed on when the reserves run out next year."

Others on the list of shame include Lehman Brothers' Richard Fuld, Merrill Lynch's John Thain, and...Bono?

'08 Hall of Blame [NYP]
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Jerry and Rob Speyer stare at the biggest real estate blunder ever.An article in today's New York Post titled 'Tishman's Stuy Town Debt Woes Deepen' reveals that rating agency Moody's Investors Service slapped lower ratings on several mortgage securities tied to ST / PCV.

"The reason for the downgrades echoed previous concerns raised by Moody's and fellow rating agency Standard & Poor's, both of which have lowered other debt securities tied to StuyTown mortgage loans.

The main concern involves the difficulties the developer has met in getting the rents it wants from the apartment complexes. Tishman has found it difficult to push out rent-stabilized tenants, and the company's efforts have been further hampered by the slowdown in the city's real-estate market."
Stuyvesant Town residents aren't shocked by the report which also rehashes concerns with how Tishman Speyer is blowing money on the complex though it doesn't specify if they are referring to the obsessive landscaping or the fake amenities that nobody wants or the ID Key Cards or the lawsuits involving legal, rent stabilized tenants. The article does confirm that they have cut costs by outsourcing work to India and that rumors about employees refused overtime pay for working on stabilized apartments (there are no rent-controlled apartments in ST) may not be rumors after all.

Tishman's Stuy Town Debt Woes Deepen [NYT] 
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Tishman Speyer has implemented a mysterious new heat monitoring system in Stuy Town that is leaving residents without heat.Tishman Speyer's "new technology" recently implemented to regulate heat in their Stuyvesant Town apartments is a miserable failure...as indicated by the empty space heater boxes piled outside the insitutional looking compound. Stuyvesant Town's local newspaper, Town & Village, has been reporting on the lack of heat and the violently shaking pipes caused by Tish-Spy's mystery "technology".

Nameless "representatives" and "spokepeople" for Tishman Speyer constantly try to dismiss the problems as "isolated incidents" but that is clearly not the case.

A Stuy Town resident took these photos of various piles of recycling this morning and judging by the numerous empty space heater boxes throughout the complex, the lack of heat is a larger problem than Tishman Speyer would like to admit. Thankfully Stuy Town's interior walls are made of prison like cinder blocks so when these puppies explode the fire damage should be mininal.

More photos after the jump. 
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Stuyvesant Town has a major problem managing their garbage.Stuyvesant Town residents have the option of renting storage units in their buildings but as Lux Living readers have shown in the past, maintenance continues to cover the units with garbage and recycling.

This latest trash heap was submitted by a resident at 447 East 14th Street. Several storage units near the maintenance door have had garbage piled around them for at least a week. He writes:

"It's absolutely disgusting. There's old clothes, broken vacuums, broken TV's, bottles of motor oil...even animal pelts! I understand they don't maintain the buildings like they used to but I shouldn't have to step over animal carcasses and Barbie dream houses to get into my storage unit. ESPECIALLY since I have been hearing a LOT about bed bugs recently and have no idea what's lurking in those boxes."

Garbage piles high in Stuy Town.Animal pelts in Stuyvesant Town.For more information on obtaining a storage unit contact:

NTT Self Storage LLC
338 1st Ave
New York, NY 10009

(212) 253-2436
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Stuyvesant Town elevator creates a new floor!What will Otis think of next? The rogue elevator we have been watching at 653 East 14th Street is now creating a new floor - L - for lobby we assume. Since there is already a Main floor and a Terrace level, we're not sure where this magical new floor is located! No worries though, it's not like the mobile death trap works for more than five minutes at a time so there's no risk of getting lost down the rabbit hole.
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Stuyvesant Town elevators routinely breakdown and injure people.Well it seems as though the OK elevator at 653 East 14th Street has been finally turned off and is waiting for repair...which is a good thing. After all, we wouldn't want the unpredictable 'ghetto blaster' to plummet to the ground and severely injure anyone, would we?
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A Peter Cooper Village resident sent us this rather nasty video of the brown, coffee-colored water pouring from his tap. He writes:

"I thought I was lucky to only have the banging pipes and cold apartment issues from the laundry list of problems I've read on your site. Lo and behold, I come home to a lovely brown water scenario to top it off. I've attached a video of the aftermath of a few minutes of running the water. I highly doubt that's safe to drink no matter what the DEP says."

A one bedroom apartment in Peter Cooper Village will set you back $3,400 a month. "Space. Service. Setting. Style. Finally, a home where you compromise nothing and get everything," so says their gracious copy writer. We're still wondering if the "everything" you get are various diseases / infections.

Are you living this luxuriously in Stuy Town or Peter Cooper Village? E-mail us your videos and photos because misery does love company.
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Stuyvesant Town buildings are frequent victims of vandalism.Not satisfied with their "Crips Pussy" musings from last week, Stuy Town's newest unnamed gang is back at it. Armed with Sharpies and a second grade education, the gang continued to scrawl on the walls of 285 Avenue C. Residents are ready to throw some gang signs of their own...at the management office! Several residents have reported the mezzanine level mayhem to Stuy Town's management office but so far they have made no effort to clean it up.

On the plus side it's pretty safe to say that Stuy Town security isn't using the ubiquitous security cameras to spy on residents...thanks to their dedication to Squidward!
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Stuyvesant Town's cheap elevators constantly break down.A Lux Living reader sent us this photo of a paralyzed elevator at 653 East 14th Street in Stuy Town. It seems the cheapo elevator was stuck on the T level for quite some time but after a repairman checked it out, it's now "OK"...and still stuck.

Should we add this one to the list?
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Stuyvesant Town hallways are often dangerous due to their lack of lighting.Though this light isn't filled with water nor is it about to burst into flames, it does create an enchanting nuance suitable for smoking crack. Surprisingly this isn't gangland AKA 285 Avenue C. It's 447 East 14th Street, the building that the leasing office reps whisk people in and out of to show the model apartment on the 10th floor. It's embarrassing enough when the staff has to explain to potential victims tenants that both elevators are usually working when they are greeted by a mob of angry tenants in the lobby who are waiting for the infamous 'ghetto blaster', but crack pipes on the floor? So tacky!
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"I see some excellent employment opportunities for these miscreants. Please notice that the tagger's spelling is perfect. They spelled Fuck, Pussy and Crip correctly, so I would suggest that they would do an excellent job writing e-mail correspondence for American Leisure's "Amenities" activities!"

- Anonymous, in response to "Luxury is a Four Letter Word"
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Stuyvesant Town sees an increase in gang-like graffiti.Residents at 16 Stuyvesant Oval must be tha-rilled with the emergency construction and vandalism taking place right outside their windows. Loving the brave owner of the Mercedes parked next to this shame hole, let's hope it doesn't get the Who's That Girl makeover.

Other recent graffiti in Stuy Town. 
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Stuyvesant Town's new leasing office shows signs of structural damage.A Sty Spy sent us a photo taken this morning of Stuyvesant Town's Real World inspired leasing office and it's probably the most honest advertising they've done to date. Like the rest of Stuy Town, at first glance it seems OK but after further inspection the flaws reveal themselves. Just like Stuyvesant Town's new "amenities," Oval Kids, Oval Lounge and Oval Film, the chain mesh / glass diorama nightmare on First Avenue is a leaking mess.

Hopefully the lux blue Band-Aids aren't whats holding the joint together otherwise the Stockholm Syndrome affected employees might escape!
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From Town & Village
December 25th, 2008

Stuyvesant Town tenants meet on Saturdays to discuss quality of life issues on the financially troubled complex.

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From Town & Village
December 25, 2008


Stuyvesant Town tenants are awakened by clanging pipes.


Stuyvesant Town has implemented a new heating system.
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Stuyvesant Town residents have a dangerous Christmas thanks to the space heaters they must use.

Stuyvesant Town residents must use space heaters on the heatless Christmas nights.

Inspired by the extraordinary quality of life Tishman Speyer blesses Stuyvesant Town tenants with all year round, Stuy Town residents / Lux Living readers wrote this festive song for the Speyer's. Merry Christmas!

12 Days of Holiday
Written by Lux Living readers.

On the first day of Holiday
Tishman Speyer gave to me
A rat chewing my Holiday tree

On the second day of Holiday
Tishman Speyer gave to me
Too little heat
And a rat chewing my Holiday tree

On the third day of Holiday
Tishman Speyer gave to me
Three eviction notices
Too little heat
And a rat chewing my Holiday tree

On the fourth day of Holiday
Tishman Speyer gave to me
Four strains of mold
Three eviction notices
Too little heat
And a rat chewing my Holiday tree

One the fifth day of Holiday
Tishman Speyer gave to me
Five trips to Bellevue
Four strains of mold
Three eviction notices
Too little heat
And a rat chewing my Holiday tree

On the sixth day of Holiday
Tishman Speyer gave to me
Six million bedbugs
Five trips to Bellevue
Four strains of mold
Three eviction notices
Too little heat
And a rat chewing my Holiday tree

On the seventh day of Holiday
Tishman Speyer gave to me
Seven broken washers
Six million bedbugs
Five trips to Bellevue
Four strains of mold
Three eviction notices
Too little heat
And a rat chewing my Holiday tree

On the eighth day of Holiday
Tishman Speyer gave to me
Eight Yunnies puking
Seven broken washers
Six million bedbugs
Five trips to Bellevue
Four strains of mold
Three eviction notices
Too little heat
And a rat chewing my Holiday tree

On the ninth day of Holiday
Tishman Speyer gave to me
Nine dumpsters crashing
Eight Yunnies puking
Seven broken washers
Six million bedbugs
Five trips to Bellevue
Four strains of mold
Three eviction notices
Too little heat
And a rat chewing my Holiday tree

On the tenth day of Holiday
Tishman Speyer gave to me
Ten nervous breakdowns
Nine dumpsters crashing
Eight Yunnies puking
Seven broken washers
Six million bedbugs
Five trips to Bellevue
Four strains of mold
Three eviction notices
Too little heat
And a rat chewing my Holiday tree

On the eleventh day of Holiday
Tishman Speyer gave to me
Eleven golf carts racing
Ten nervous breakdowns
Nine dumpsters crashing
Eight Yunnies puking
Seven broken washers
Six million bedbugs
Five trips to Bellevue
Four strains of mold
Three eviction notices
Too little heat
And a rat chewing my Holiday tree

On the twelfth day of Holiday
Tishman Speyer gave to me
Twelve gasless days
Eleven golf carts racing
Ten nervous breakdowns
Nine dumpsters crashing
Eight Yunnies puking
Seven broken washers
Six million bedbugs
Five trips to Bellevue
Four strains of mold
Three eviction notices
Too little heat
And a rat chewing my Holiday tree
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It's unfortunate that when Tishman Speyer snatched up Stuy Town like some rogue pirate stealing bounty, their top priority was replacing the foliage and not the 60+ year old plumbing. Is this their first time at bat? We thought they've done this sort of thing before. Anyway...

Let's hope this Stuy Town resident's Christmas isn't a repeat of her Thanksgiving! The impromptu sink-stew maker writes:

"I thought I'd do pre-cooking prep for Thanksgiving day and maybe even paint the entrance way. Wait. What's this? The water is not going down. Strange. Is this a back up?

Stuyvesant Town: So luxurious the water runs backwards.
 Hmmm. Let me check the other sink. Hmmm. Sure looks like a back up that backed back out to me.  Sucks I had to turn the stove off and put the sink cover on it in my 3x5 foot kitchen but this isn't looking too bad, certainly not that other nightmare...

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Wait. I see bubbles. Good. No, bad. The water isn't going DOWN. It's coming UP! And now the other sink too!
 
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I tried to get through to somebody at management --told them this was an EMERGENCY--waited--called security and told them this was a maintenance EMERGENCY--waited--some poor bastard shows up with a plunger--"you need plumber!"  (No f*cking sh*t but thank you for coming.)

joe-the-plumber.jpg"There used to be 20 of us but now there are only ten," he says.
 
 Oh, did I mention I got an eviction notice (number 8? 9? 10?) a day or two later? Not relevant to the event but those 311 calls for no heat?  Not to worry.  Still here 7 years later and never hired a lawyer."









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Stuyvesant Town maintenance is slow to respond to requests."I have lived in stuy town for almost twenty years, so luckily I'm rent controlled. I can't say I'd still be a tenant otherwise. The renovations, key cards and constant construction, while a source of frustration, haven't directly affected me negatively. However, the other week I got a taste for how ridiculous Tishman Speyer is.

My toilet overflowed and proceeded to flood my entire bathroom floor at 8:30 am. It's important to point out that maintenance was just in my apt the week before to fix the toilet. In the past, Stuy town had a maintenance line you could call directly for these matters and they would answer right away and have someone come to your apt in ten to fifteen minutes of calling. With Tishman Speyer I called the new maintenance hotline, which I learned is really the main number for the complex! After several prompts and entering my phone number twice I was forced to wait on hold for twenty minutes before actually talking to someone to report the problem. Meanwhile, my bathroom had an inch of stagnant toilet water on the floor because I couldn't hold the phone in my hand and mop up the water at the same time.

Is it really necessary for several prompts, entering my phone number twice and waiting on hold for twenty minutes before speaking with someone about a maintenance problem?!"
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Tishman Speyer routinely harasses their Stuyvesant Town tenants.From today's New York Times:

"Private investment firms have been amassing what may seem like unusual stakes in New York real estate: they have bought hundreds of apartment buildings with thousands of rent-regulated units across the city that produce decidedly meager returns.

As regulatory filings and promotional materials show, the companies expect to generate higher returns quickly by increasing rents after existing tenants vacate their units. Their success depends upon far higher vacancy rates than are typical in rent-regulated apartments in New York.

Some residents and tenant advocates say that they began seeing what they consider a pattern of harassment of low-income tenants this year and suspect that it is a result of the new owners' business models. Tenants have been sued repeatedly for unpaid rent that has already been received by the landlords; they have been sent false notices of rent bills, lease terminations and nonrenewals; and they have been accused of illegal sublets."

Questions of Rent Tactics by Private Equity [NYT]
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Will Tishman Speyer seek a financial bailout for Stuyvesant Town?Will Jerry Speyer, the "605th richest man in the world" be seeking a government bailout for his financially f*cked troubled Stuyvesant Town?

From today's Wall Street Journal:

"...With a record amount of commercial real-estate debt coming due, some of the country's biggest property developers have become the latest to go hat-in-hand to the government for assistance.

They're warning policymakers that thousands of office complexes, hotels, shopping centers and other commercial buildings are headed into defaults, foreclosures and bankruptcies. The reason: according to research firm Foresight Analytics LCC, $530 billion of commercial mortgages will be coming due for refinancing in the next three years -- with about $160 billion maturing in the next year..."

Developers Ask U.S. for Bailout as Massive Debt Looms [WSJ]
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Stuyvesant Town walls are covered with graffiti thanks to staff cutbacks.Oh snap! What's this sh*t? Gang writing on the walls? Have the Bloods and Crips moved into Stuyvesant Town? Has the infamous MS-13 gang taken over the Oval? Nah, probably just some douchey kids drawing on the wall while getting stoned in the stairwells. 

A fed-up resident at 285 Avenue C has been calling management for five days to let them know of the eloquent prose scrawled on the walls of her building but so far they have done nothing. Lucky for her, Lux Living has no problem showing our 25,000+ readers how glamorous the surroundings are in Stuy Town and what an attentive management team residents can come to expect with their $3,500 a month, one bedroom apartment..
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Stuyvesant Town's plants die before making it into the ground.A Lux Living reader just tipped us off on a fresh Stuy Town review on ApartmentListings.com.

Photo of new plants dead in the pots courtesy of a Sty Spy.

From: -Anonymous-
Date posted: 12/13/2008
Years at this apartment: 2005 - 2008
 
"When I moved to Stuy Town in 2005, it seemed a godsend. The rents were affordable and the move-in process was easy. I disagree with some reviewers that the walls are paper-thin -- in my apartment, at least, I've never heard any of the neighbors on either side (and one has 2 kids). Above me, I luckily got one of those neighbors who moves furniture at 3 in the morning, but this isn't the management's fault.

But then the building changed hands, and what was once an honest and simple living arrangement devolved, and devolved, and devolved. Outside my window became Landscapers Central, where an endless landscaping project began and went on for months and months (many of the plants died before they could be planted -- they were bought in ill-planned excess). This was very noisy, with equipment going in and out at all hours.

Then, they announced a "six week" construction project on the 14th Street Loop, again, right outside my apartment. This went on for three and a half months. My partner and I were awakened every single morning at 8am on the dot (we work at night), usually by some gigantic sound on the level of an explosion -- dropping huge metal plates, for example. We actually began to laugh about it, but it was a grim sort of laughter. A "we can survive this" sort of laughter.

I became somewhat inured to the ear-splitting daytime noise of the construction. But a visiting guest stopped me in mid-sentence as I shouted over the din, gestured to the construction, and said, "You know this is insane, right'" Now that it's finished, my partner says, soothingly, "It's over, it's over," when we look out at the completed street. But I admit I'm a bit freaked about when the next interminable construction project is going to begin. There's no promise of anything in this place.

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Stuyvesant Town sees a 20% vacancy rate under Tishman Speyer's management.A Lux Living reader commenting on his lease renewal describes a conversation he had with management in which he used inside information to obtain a fair rent increase when it came time to renew his lease.

"When I called TS to try and negotiate a rent decrease, the representative said that the increase was "fair". This was after I gave her a line about how rents were coming down across the city. I even told her that I had a friend from college who worked in the management office (which was true) who said that Stuyvesant Town had a 20% vacancy. She got pissy when I made that remark and wanted to know his name. I kept my source confidential and we ultimately accepted the new rate, which amounted to an additional $62.5 per month between the two of us."
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By Sabina Mollet
Town & Village


Residents of Stuyvesant Town / Peter Cooper Village who have questions or concerns about Tishman Speyer's plan to submeter the complex in 2009 have until January 12 of the next year to reach out to the Public Service Commission, according to a rep for the state agency.

Read clips below, click to enlarge.

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Stuyvesant Town has a huge rat problem because garbage sits around for days inside the buildings.It seems when it snows, garbage piles up both outside and inside everyone's favorite real-estate soap opera know as Stuyvesant Town. A resident snapped this photo of their recycling area yesterday afternoon which is overflowing with recyclables and garbage.

The peeved tenant write "...a picture of what my recycle area looked like ALL day. (I don't blame the tenants, there's nowhere else to put it). It pisses me off that I have to be subjected to ENDLESS noise from trash transportation and dumpster deliveries, yet the grounds and my building can still be a pigsty. Disgraceful."

Don't forget, they don't work past 3PM on the weekends in Stuyvesant Town.
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With severe staff cutbacks, it's getting harder to maintain the faux-lux complex that is Stuyvesant Town. These days residents can have their garbage removed or their sidewalks shoveled, but not both!

Understaffed Stuy Town drowns in garbage.Ave A Loop Garbage

Understaffed Stuy Town drowns in more garbage.Ave A Loop Garbage

Photos submitted by a Sty Spy
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Peter Cooper Village weekend snow shoveling begins at 4:45am.Lux Living can understand wanting to get a head start on the winter shoveling, but 4:45AM on a Sunday morning just seems cruel. A sleep deprived tenant writes:

"So last night we are sound asleep in our apartment in PCV when at 4:45 AM this morning we were woken up by several TS workmen shoveling snow on the walkway just outside our bedroom window and, of course, shouting at each other. Now you may wonder why they were shoveling snow at 4:45 AM Sunday morning when it stopped snowing at around 9PM FRIDAY and they had completely shoveled the walkways Friday night and Saturday morning! So am I ! They appeared to be shoveling out the edges of the walkway something that hardly needed to be done at 4:45 AM.

Yet another incredibly inconsiderate act by TS. Can you imagine someone shoveling snow outside the Upper East Side mansions of Jerry or Robbie? That shoveler would be next seen shoveling snow in the North Pole. "Later" this morning  when we had just fallen back asleep we were then "treated" to the usual loud clarion calls emanating from our heating pipes which ensured yet another "restful" night in our "luxury" apartment in PCV."
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"We moved in January 2008 and signed a lease for $2,800/mo on a 1BR (and also got the one month free deal). Stuy Town offered us a renewal at $3,075 (a 10% hike), plus of course, the impending exclusion of utilities. We negotiated and the next offer was $2,980. We told Stuy Town we wouldn't consider any increase given the market conditions. Their last ditch effort was $2,917...at that point we had already signed another lease in Greenwich Village for $2,085 (utilities included). There are tons of deals to be had out in the market...don't put up for ridiculous increases!!"

- Moving Out, in response to "Stuy Town Rent Increases at Lease Renewal"
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Politically Correct Christmas CarolingStuyvesant Town would like to invite it's residents to join them this evening for Holiday Caroling in the Oval beginning at 7PM sharp.

Residents are encouraged to partake in this festive event and sing politically correct versions of their favorite holiday carols including Frosty the Snow Person, We Wish You a Merry Holiday, Jingle Orbs, and Elderly Female Got Run Over by a Hoofed Creature.

The caroling event is hosted by Oval Concierge and carolers will be treated to Abigail Michael's famous egg-nog! Mmmm!
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447 East 14th Street in Stuy Town has a problem with rats and mice.Well that didn't take long! Minutes after posting the e-mail from a Stuy Town resident who had a rat scratching at her front door, we get these photos from a resident at 447 East 14th Street.

"I was taking out my recycling the other night and saw this mouse creeping about the floor. It looked like it was caught in a door or something, it was half dead trying to find safety in the piles of garbage. I'll be sure to take my phone with me again in the future to get more photos. The rodent problem is out of control in this building and from what I hear from other people I am not alone."

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Rats in Stuyvesant Town are so bold they now knock on apartment doors!This horrifying rat tale (har har) comes from a resident living at One Stuyvesant Oval. She writes:

"I live on the 12th floor. One of my neighbors just phoned me with the following incredible news:  Thursday morning she heard scratching outside her front door around 2:00 AM.  When she opened her door, she saw a RAT, yes, a RAT and she immediately slammed the door shut and called security, terrified.  When security arrived, she heard them screaming something like, "Oh my God, there it is!"  She believes they just scared it off, but didn't kill it.
 
A rat in the 12th floor hallway?!?!?!? There have been two mice in spotted in the past, but NOTHING like this - I didn't even think it was possible for rats climb up this high. Then I noticed two holes near the ceiling where some wire was installed, and my guess is that's where the rat came from.  I called management and asked them to send somebody to caulk them, but so far nothing (big surprise).  I'll be calling them every day until they do something.  Now everybody who lives on this floor has strips of duct tape running along the bottom of their front doors. I am so disgusted!!!!!!
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Stuyvesant Town residents discuss rent increases at lease renewal.Lux Living hears a lot about 20% + rent increases when Stuy Town residents, in particular market rate tenants, renew their leases. We've heard stories about rents going up as much as $245 a month at renewal and then this morning we heard of someone who's rent went up $0 at renewal. Quite a difference! This topic recently came up when a tenant said he/she wouldn't join the Oval Amenities / Essentials because he/she wasn't sure how much their rent would be going up when their lease will be renewed in a few months.

We want to start an open discussion on what your rent increases have been when you've renewed your lease. Was the increase more than you expected? Less than expected?  If you'd like to participate, post a comment and let us know if you are a rent stabilized or market rate tenant and give us a percentage of how much your rent increase was. You can comment anonymously if you'd like just please choose a handle other than 'anonymous' when posting so people can respond to you in the comments.
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Stuyvesant Town's Hazzard on the GreenStuyvesant Town residents are used to Tishman Speyer's infamous cowboys driving their mechanical horses on the ranch, but who's this lil' gal? It seems Stuy Town's has it's very first cowgirl and she is a force reckoned with! Most days the sassy sister can be seen buzz-bombing her way across Stuyvesant Oval on her cell phone while listening to her MP3 player as seen in this photo. What a multi-tasker!

For years Stuyvesant Town employees got around the complex by bicycle which was a cheaper, safer, more environmental conscious way of travel. Though we admit it would be tough to pull off this Matrix inspired employee uniform on a ten speed.
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Stuyvesant Town sends a very anti-Christmas message.A Lux Living reader sent in this photo of the lobby signage in his building. It seems in Pottersville Stuyvesant Town, it's OK to call Chanukah Chanukah but Christmas must be refered to as Holiday, as in "Holiday trees for sale." What gives Jerry Speyer? 
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From Town & Village
December 18, 2008


Stuyvesant Town residnets are often without heat since Tishman Speyer's doomed complex recently underwent the installation of new heating system.

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Stuyvesant Town's Oval Film is one of the four amenities residents are rejecting on the faux-lux compound.

oval-study-ghost.jpgToday at 2 bells, Stuyvesant Town's Oval Amenities / Essentials were virtually ghost towns. As usual Oval Kids, Oval Lounge, Oval Study and Oval Film went unused, unless you count the residents pointing and laughing as use.

Could the 20% + rent increases be keeping the residents at bay? One resident recently commented on Lux Living, " I actually would join the Amenities program and pay the monthly fee were it not for the $250 initiation. Having no control over what my rent will be after expiration of my current lease - precludes me from entering into the up-front cost in a complex that I may only be a resident of for a few short months. With the rumored large increases in rents for renewals, there is no way I can see myself sticking around as rents outside of Stuyvesant Town are decreasing and offering greater value."
 
Photos submitted by a Stuy Spy.
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Tishman Speyer employees illegally drive golf carts on city streets.
golf-cart-lunch-2.jpgIt's lunchtime in Stuyvesant Town so you know what that means? Time for the Tish Spy cowboys to drive off the range to strap on their feedbags! Dang y'all, why walk 50 feet to get some grub when we can violate the law and drive our mechanical horses on the city streets? We reckon no one's a watchin'.

No, no one is watching, just a community of hundreds of thousands! Photos taken today around noon by a Sty Spy. More Lux Living cowboy coverage.

Concerned residents can contact the DOT:
Janette Sadik-Khan
Commissioner
Use this online form to submit complaint.
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Stuyvesant Town residents are very unimpressed with the selection of "Holiday" trees the complex offers them.
Some Stuyvesant Town residents are having second thoughts about the so-called "Holiday" trees being sold on the institutional looking complex. For years, residents have bought their trees from vendors along 14th Street, Avenue A, and First Avenue, some coming from as far as Canada to sell Christmas trees to New Yorkers. But this year, Tishman Speyer brought in their own group of "Holiday" tree hawkers looking to take yet more money from residents on the financially troubled complex.

"They really need to back off," a resident tells us. "I wish they would stop suggesting where we should watch movies and socialize, or who we should buy our Christmas trees from. I've lived in New York all my life and I don't need some corporation suggesting a lifestyle. I have a life. That's my lifestyle."

"I almost bought a "Holiday" tree for $95 from one of Tishman Speyer's suggested Oval vendors," another resident tells us. "But I felt dirty so I bought a much nicer, less expensive tree from the guys on 14th Street like I do every year."

Oval Holiday Lifestyle Tree photo submitted by a Sty Spy  
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Tishman Speyer has a bad habit of manipulating the facts.From The New York Times:

"Growing List of Commercial Properties Facing Distress

...For example, Stuyvesant Town and Peter Cooper Village, a complex of 110 rent-regulated buildings in Manhattan that Tishman Speyer Properties and BlackRock Realty bought in 2006 for $5.4 billion, is not listed as potentially troubled, even though it has fallen short of its goals for deregulating apartments and bringing them up to market rate, and its bonds have been downgraded. Explaining the omission, Mr. White said: "The owners are financially capable and are saying it's not in trouble.""


Hey, Mr. White. Just because Tishman Speyer say they are not in trouble, it doesn't mean they are not in trouble. These are the same people who said the keycards were "implemented seamlessly". These are the same people who were proud of catching two people taking advantage of stabilized apartments yet had no comment when it came to dragging 339 completely LEGAL rent stabilized tenants to court. Oh, and they almost "pushed harder" on a wheelchair bound tenant with Cerebral Palsy.

Growing List of Commercial Properties Facing Distress [NYT]
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Long time Stuyvesant Town resident, Susan Krause, narrowly avoided being evicted by heartless landlord Tishman Speyer.A recent article in The New York Times tells the disgusting tale of Tishman Speyer nearly evicting a tenant with Cerebral Palsy. Susan Krause, a 57 year resident of Stuyvesant Town, fell behind in her rent when she became confused by public-assistance options:

"Ms. Krause, who had always worked and was confused by public-assistance options, had fallen behind. The reason is shared by millions of other aging disabled people: The careful plans of her parents had foundered in financial reality. A legacy that paid more than $60,000 a year for the home health aides that Ms. Krause requires hit bottom in the spring. She became anguished as bills mounted, along with fear of expulsion from her rent-stabilized cocoon."
Thankfully, with the help of her neighbors and the Catholic Charities Archdiocese of New York, she was able to narrowly avoid eviction.

"Catholic Charities, one of the seven agencies supported by The New York Times Neediest Cases Fund, used $1,317.16 from the fund to cover a crucial rent check while a financial rescue plan to pay $5,055.65 in arrears was put in place."
And what we think was his pathetic attempt to sound apathetic, George Hatzmann, Managing Director of Stuyvesant Town, opened his mouth, inserted his foot, and dropped this assholish quote:

"We would have been within the law to push harder," said George Hatzmann, a manager director at Tishman Speyer, "but we gave her the time she needed to get the money together. We're glad she's able to remain in Stuyvesant Town."

We're not sure if Mr. Hatzmann's comment was meant to be taken figuratively or literally - we wouldn't put anything past Tishman Speyer at this point. It almost makes you wish Tish-Spy's spokesman, Bud Perrone, did all of the talking for the heartless company. File under PR Blunders.

Cerebral Palsy Can't Restrain a Fiercely Independent Spirit [NYT]
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Stuyvesant Town residents are "totally disinterested" in the fake amenities Tishman Speyer hopes to charge them for.Stuyvesant Town's Oval Amenities / Essentials held not one, but two open houses last week in a last ditch effort to get residents to join the landmarks of disconnect. Thankfully, the staff didn't have to act embarrassed when the "snacks and beverages" ran out because not a single resident showed up.

When Tishman Speyer finally admits the amenities / essentials are a huge failure, talk is the '90s retro rec rooms will be converted to retail spaces, much to the relief of the bored-as-hell staff that linger in the spaces all day long.

As one resident puts it, "Whenever I walk by the "amenities"... I almost feel bad for the people who work there. They stand around all day, all by themselves in those glass dioramas waiting for the day to come when they find a better job instead of being a public representative of failure."

Ouch.
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Tishman Speyer has blown through most of their cash reserve, most of which was spent on landscaping.One of the biggest complaints Stuyvesant Town residents have with Tishman Speyer is the wasteful planting that takes place on the 80 acre complex. Landscapers have been known to pack a large area of ground full of healthy new plants only to rip them up two weeks later. Hundreds of trees have been planted throughout the spring and summer only to die in the ground where most remain to this day.

Today a Stuy Town resident sent us this photo which might help explain why Tishman Speyer has burned through their cash reserve at a breathtaking pace. These expensive trees sat unplanted for so long they finally died before being cut down to the roots and tossed into a wood chipper.

Peter Walker Landscape "Architects" were responsible for the project. Sadly, their next project is the World Trade Center Memorial.

Click image to enlarge.
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Every day is a party for the staff at Oval Concierge.OK, we admit, we have no idea what this photo taken on Stuyvesant Town's First Avenue Loop is all about. Readers, feel free to clarify why there is a sombrero on this golf cart parked near Abigail Michaels' Oval Concierge. Maybe a mid-afternoon tequila run? Drinking games would help pass the time since Oval Concierge only has about 12 active clients.
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"I can't believe that this is the same Stuyvesant Town that people used to yearn to move into; would go on a long, long waiting list for an apartment and were so joyful when their name finally came up. It is really so heartbreaking to see what they have done to this once-lovely place and what an object of ridicule it has become courtesy of the greed and avarice and incompetence of MetLife and Tishman Speyer. MetLife started the rot during its last few years and TS has continued it to a degree no one ever dreamed of in their worst nightmares."

- Beulah, in response to "Tishman Speyer's Heat Alternative: Fire!"
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441 East 20th Street serves up fresh gazpacho!Step 1. Use water aerator for 60 days.
Step 2. Remove aerator.
Step 3. Serve chilled!

Serving Suggestion: Overnight stay at Beth Israel Hospital

Recipe requires Stuyvesant Town residence. Courtesy of 441 East 20th Street.
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Stuyvesant Town's crack whore mood lighting creates enchantment!Stuyvesant Town knows that the only thing more luxurious than torching your tenants alive Coconut Grove style is sexy, Law & Order mood lighting. Don't slip on the Coney Island Whitefish! 
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Water drips through a ceiling and into a light fixture in this Stuyvesant Town Building.
Water drips through a ceiling and into a light fixture in this Stuyvesant Town Building.Why heat a building when you can just burn the occupants alive? Residents at 649 East 14th Street sent us photos of what Tishman Speyer's 'luxury living' experience is like for them in the Stuy Town building. The first photo is of a lighting fixture on the lobby ceiling which is full of water thanks to a nearby, actively dripping crack. The second photo shows an unaffected light in addition to the fire hazard. There's even a video!

People probably haven't noticed the potential disaster yet because they are still running through the lobby with their ears covered trying to escape this awful noise.
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The Con Edison power plant between E. 13th and 14th Sts. and Avenue C and the F.D.R. DriveNeighbors are concerned that Stuyvesant Town's most controversial amenity, the Con Ed Power Plant on Avenue C and 14th Street, may be to blame for an increase in asthma cases in local school children.

Concerns on Con Ed pollution fuel heated hearing [The Villager]
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The Stuyvesant Town / Peter Cooper Village Tenants Association learned this morning that the financial bail out package they requested from landlord Tishman Speyer was rejected, forcing the 37 year-old organization to close indefinitely this month.  Alvin Doyle, President of the STPCV Tenants Association said he was "shocked" by the news though admittedly he said he was "not surprised."

The Tenants Association was founded in the fall of 1971 as the Stuyvesant Town Tenants Association for the purpose of "promoting the unity of the tenants....and to initiate the programs and collective action which will inure to the benefit of the tenants and their families."  In 2008, most Stuyvesant Town and Peter Cooper residents feel the organization has little impact on dealing with community issues and in general find the association to be irrelevant.

The Tenants Association asked Stuyvesant Town for financial help when they realized they couldn't keep up with the high costs of ordering take-out to discuss their much anticipated bulletin board makeover. "Eating out every night at Petite Abeille has just become too costly for us," says Susan Steinburg, Vice President of the Tenants Association. "This month alone I had to use my own money to buy Post-its and a pack of pens. The economy has not been kind to us."

Aside from maintaining a mailing list of members and sending out an occasional e-mail, Stuyvesant Town and Peter Cooper Village residents feel the Tenants Association has been far too passive in dealing with major issues residents are currently facing on Tishman Speyer's doomed property. "In the past they were a strong community ally," says Bernadette Pine, a 32 year resident of Stuyvesant Town. "But these days I have no idea what it is they do. When it comes to reaching out to the tenants, they are just as bad as Tishman Speyer, if not worse. I mean, we expect Tishman Speyer to ignore us at this point. We at least had some hope for the Tenants Association."
 
"When we were without gas for almost 2 weeks this fall and they did nothing," another tenant rants. "We've had brown water for months. The rat-infested buildings are poorly maintained thanks to budget cuts. The landscaping and construction projects are out of control. Where are they in all of this?"
 
Another tenant sums it up. "Their great contribution to Stuy Town these days is providing an online bulletin board so residents can share information. But god forbid you are critical of them, they shut it down for weeks at a time. This is a huge disservice for the community because that's the only way we are able to stay informed."

The STPCV Tenants Association had hoped the $2,000,000.00 they were asking from Stuyvesant Town might help them be a bit more proactive. "It's hard staying focused on the important quality of life issues when we can't find a restaurant with decent bottle service," says Doyle.
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From ApartmentRatings.com

"Date posted: 12/11/2008
Years at this apartment: 2004 - 2008
 
Save Yourself. Don't move here.

I have lived here 4 years, starting with MetLife and ending with Tishman Speyer (lack of) management. MetLife wasn't great, but TS has no concept with the fact that good market-rate tenants are gold and TS should be doing a little extra to KEEP us not raising our rents so high that we are forced to move out.

We love the location and the apartments are huge, yes. BUT, the laundry room is dirty, washers are always broken, junky broken bikes are stacked up in the bike room, my bike was stolen, we constantly have ---- roaches no matter how clean we are, the noise from younger people and students warehousing themselves 3 to a flat travels at all hours of the night through the building, the walls are so thin you can hear your neighbors having sex, they ve outsourced their billing department to India and I've been on hold for 2 hours with a question about my rent bill (no one ever answered and voice mails left went unreturned) and the WORST--the rent hikes.

You would think after 4 years your landlord would try to keep you' Nope, our rent has been raised almost 60% since we moved in. The year TS bought the bldg we were not offered a 2-yr. lease. In Stuyvesant Town a 2-year lease is one rate for the first year ($3200) and an increase for the second year ($3450). Nevertheless you are able to 'lock' in a price, which we did last year thinking we were doing the smart thing as we knew we would not have the shock of a 22% increase like we saw the year before.

Now, we are stuck paying $3450/month for a one bedroom instead of $3000 which is what they are currently trying to rent out a comparable apartment (as the market has dropped).

We've tried to talk to the leasing department---they wouldn't even return our phone calls. Fed up, I took the morning off work and went in person and they REFUSED to meet with me! I finally got a hold of someone through my persistence, but no dice.

We signed the lease and we're stuck.

But, if they'd worked with us, we probably we still be good tenants and living here next year. They don't seem to grasp the concept that we are their customers and we will NOT be returning. We were stupid for signing that 2-year lease last year, but you don't have to be. Save Yourself. Don't move here."


Our favorite quote from a review dated 11/13/2008 - "Tishman Speyer has achieved a horrifying combination of office park, suburban mall, and construction site."

Read more reviews.
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Letter to the Editor, Town & Villager
December 11, 2008


Stuyvesant Town continues to debate the source of their undrinkable, brown tap water.





















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Stuyvesant Town management begs residents not to mock the sad laundry facilitites.Stuyvesant Town residents at 510 East 20th Street returned the laundry carts as requested just in time for the grand opening of their new laundry room, complete with one functioning dryer.
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Stuyvesant Town Elevator PeeVia EveryBlock.com

January 12, 2007
647 EAST 14 STREET, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38163244J

April 28, 2006
330 1 AVENUE, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38160788Y

March 21, 2006
442 EAST 20 STREET, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38157884R

March 10, 2006
442 EAST 20 STREET, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38157296K

February 27, 2006
442 EAST 20 STREET, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38157875P

February 17, 2006
535 EAST 14 STREET, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38164169N

January 23, 2006
647 EAST 14 STREET, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38164474J

December 12, 2005
5 STUYVESANT OVAL, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38164151P

December 12, 2005
605 EAST 14 STREET, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38154686M

October 25, 2005
505 EAST 14 STREET, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38153340K

July 25, 2005
622 EAST 20 STREET, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38153315Z

July 25, 2005
622 EAST 20 STREET, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38153317M

July 6, 2005
6 PETER COOPER ROAD, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38152473J

July 6, 2005
601 EAST 20 STREET, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38153827M

July 6, 2005
390 1 AVENUE, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38153825Z 

June 3, 2005
535 EAST 14 STREET, MANHATTAN
BP7: Failure to maintain elevator
ECB violation number - 38153277R


We think you get the picture. The rest of the elevator violations can be viewed here.
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Stuyvesant Town's broken intercom systems leave residents vulnerable."I live at 447 East 14th Street and the intercoms in our building have been broken for days. When someone rings the apartment I can speak to them through the intercom but the door won't open when I try to buzz them in. Both the M and T levels are inoperable. The only way guests, delivery people, or health care providers can get into the building is if I go downstairs myself and open the door for them. Aside from this being inconvenient, my wife is very sick an unable to make it to the lobby to let people in. It's difficult for me to be at work knowing that friends can't check in on her throughout the day.

I called management and they are "working on it." They suggest calling security and having them let people in...you know how quick THAT happens!

Thank you for listening."
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Stuy Town scraps newly proposed mascot, a penis with chicken feet.Correction. It only took Stuyvesant Town a few hours to get around to buffing out the newly suggested Stuy Town mascot, Penis w/ Chicken Feet. The randy fellah was washed from the wall, (but not from our hearts) by Saturday night. If only management tackled the real problems this quickly....
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A Lux Living reader just shot this video of an elevator malfunctioning in 649 East 14th Street in Stuyvesant Town. When an elevator door is held open too long, the elevator omits an ear piercing noise to alert the rider to stop holding the door open. However, there is nobody holding the door open in this particular elevator, yet the resident says the sound has been blaring for days.

"Just a heads up. I live in 649. One of our elevators has had the sound from the door being held open stuck for days. I called resident services about it yesterday and they said they would report it. Whether they reported it or not, I don't know, but it sure hasn't been fixed. Can't say I'm really surprised. That, in addition to the bell that rings for the floors now is enough to make you want to kick the door in. I made a video of it to show you. I never really understood the sound for the door being held open too long in a residence. This is not school.....oh wait."


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A Yunnie's Cry For Help.

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Abigail Michaels got their credentials from the back of a match bookWho knew that a degree and a job title purchased from the back of a match book could get you so far? Abigial Michaels' Oval Concierge has been awfully chatty the past few days, desperate to prove they have any valuable insight to offer...about anything.

First Scabigail dipped into the communal office brandy, broke out her favorite thesaurus and penned this socially disturbed, grammatically challenged e-mail kindly making Stuyvesant Town residents aware of the holiday events taking place in Flushing. The next day she sent out another e-mail attempting to establish herself as the holiday taste-maker with a holiday to-do list that would make any NYC tourist giddy.

Today we found this clip of the Michaels of Abigail Michaels on NY1 ironically enough discussing how much one should tip a service person during the holidays. Sadly, there were no suggestions on how much to tip Stuy Town management when they lock you out of their office a half hour before closing nor were there any pointers on how much to give that Stuy Town security officer who ran you over and laughed.

Also missing from the segment was how much Stuyvesant Town's residents should tip Abigail Michaels' Oval Concierge for revealing their private information online.
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Somewhere the Speyer's are sitting with their fingers in their ears, loudly singing "la la la la la la la we can't hear you!  la la la la la la la still can't hear you!"

Via Seeking Alpha

"Tishman, which bought Peter Cooper Village and Stuyvesant Town to take these apartment complexes upscale, is reportedly packing the place with college students who will each pay a premium amount to jam into apartments together. Why is the firm doing this? It needs to support the huge leverage it put on the project. What do you think converting these apartments to dorms will do to rents longer term? Won't the huge absorption of college students into these gigantic apartment complexes hurt rents at the other East Village buildings that used to serve as accommodations for students?"

NYC Commercial Meltdown: Listen to Residential's Message
[Seeking Alpha]
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"It is just plain stupidity on management's part to think they are effectively communicating with an entire building full of residents when they stick a flier up on a lobby wall. Maintenance men, teenagers and cranky old women are constantly tearing those things off the walls in my building. They should be either sending letters in the mail or, god forbid, send an email. F*ck them and their 72 hour "urgent" deadlines...because of all of the things that need to be handled in a timely manner THIS is what is at the top of their list???

And it's not fair to make the residents wrong for not knowing what is going on in other buildings as far as key cards are concerned. They don't LIVE in other buildings, why or how should they know what's going on on the other side of the complex.

Perhaps if Tishman Speyer stopped handing out job applications at Burger King and hired professionals they wouldn't have a fraction of the problems they do."


- Go Ask Alice, in response to "Lux Living Inbox Rant: Management Office Behaves Like Caged Animals"
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Abigail Michaels' guide to the holidays includes a Coney Island Christmas Clam Dig!Perhaps in an attempt to distract you from the fact they are... unpolished as concierge services go, the gang at Abigail Michaels' Oval Concierge is broadening their limited horizons by attempting to demonstrate they are now the holiday taste-maker. Why read the Sunday New York Times or Time Out New York to see what's going on in NYC when Abigail Michaels has scoured the four corners of the five boroughs for you?

On the plus side, this e-mail was run through spell check and doesn't sound like it was written by an eight year old working a sugar cookie high and a word-of-the-day calendar. Oh, and these events can be accessed by a quick cab ride unlike the Coney Island Christmas Clam Dig they suggested the other day.
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The STPCV Tenant's Association's website may be missing in action but the organization itself seems to be alive and kicking. The association sent out this e-mail last night hoping to get stabilized and market rate tenants to unite and save what's left of the "community" that Tishman Speyer is quickly stripping away. Tishman Speyer's greedy, vicious cycle goes like this: Rent stabilized tenants are being taken to court to make room for the market rate tenants, who, after a year in their apartments, will face an unreasonable 20% + rent increase forcing most to move out. Information about the rallies after the jump.
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Stuyvesant Town residents on Avenue C are greeted by a large penis with chicken feet.It's too bad Stuyvesant Town doesn't have expensive, state-of-the-art security cameras or a full time security staff monitoring the faux-lux complex. If they did, perhaps we would know if this smiling penis with chicken feet was the product of a risque Oval Kids art project or just some stoner art courtesy of The New School students.

The photo was taken this morning around 10:30AM by a Sty Spy.
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Abigail Michaels' staff hits the spiked egg nog before sending out their latest train wreck e-mail.Poor Abigail Michaels...when will they ever learn? It seems the gang at Stuyvesant Town's Oval Concierge were hitting the Christmas cheer while putting together the e-mail they sent out last night to their unsuspecting mailing list. With a little help from the tykes at Oval Kids, the e-mail, titled "Team of Experts, Ready When Needed," went a little something like this:

"---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Oval Concierge <ovalconcierge@abigailmichaels.com>
Date: Fri, Dec 5, 2008 at 6:36 PM
Subject: News from Oval Concierge
To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Dear Oval Concierge Member,

It's the most exciting time of the year! Just like you, your concierges are eager for the holiday carols, the festivities, the family bonding, and the presents! We know that the month of December is special to a lot of us and whether you are a college student, a young urban professional, retired, or a big ol' family, you're all going to want to partake in the most boisterous time of the year in the most exciting city on Earth. With that in mind, your concierges have come together to generate what we feel our members might enjoy, as well as, places and events they might not have heard of. You give so much to us every day and we want to give back to you by leading you to the most fun winter you could possibly have! If you have any questions about any of the events featured in this month's newsletter, just shoot us an email or come in and we'll be more than happy to help you get started with your holiday fun. From everyone at Oval Concierge, we wish you all a great holiday and a happy new year!

Warm wishes,

THE OVAL CONCIERGE TEAM "
The e-mail includes information for an odd selection of events, (including a Phototreck tour and a Christmas Bird Count), most of which dates and times are not included, and none of which take place anywhere near Stuyvesant Town. Pour a strong drink and read on...
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Stuyvesant Town laundry facilities are frequently out of service, residents find alterante uses for laundry carts.TO: Residents of 510 E.20th Street
Entire Building

FROM: PCV/ST Management Office
Resident Services

RE: Laundry Carts

It has been brought to our attention that some of the residents in your building are removing the laundry carts from the laundry room and not returning them. Though the Mac-Gray washing machines in your building are all out of order and only the one dryer works, we still request the carts stay in the laundry room to keep up appearances. Also, it is unnecessary to tip the broken washing machines over on their sides and spit on them, we get it, they don't work.
 
We discourage residents from finding alternative uses for the otherwise worthless, 60 year old laundry carts. We suggest that you stop using the carts to transport recyclables to the designated recycling area and we strongly recommend you stop using the laundry carts as baby carriages as several fathers have been spotted racing their children in them around the Oval. The laundry carts are property of the prestigious Coinmach Industries and Peter Cooper Village/Stuyvesant Town.

Or so this flyer should read.
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With trees as low as $315, Stuyvesant Town is the only place to do Christmas!

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Rats outnumber residents 5 to 1 in Stuyvesant Town.Disposal of Newspapers, Garbage, and Recyclables

Management would like to clarify the procedure for the proper disposal of newspapers and recyclables.

Even though there is no room left for recyclables in the designated receptacles and despite the fact we haven't taken the garbage out in days, we ask you not leave your newspapers, magazines, pizza boxes, and discarded clothing in the hallways. And though it is true the rats outnumber tenants 5 to 1, this is no reason to throw your bags of garbage at the front door and run. Nothing should be left in the hallway for the porter to bring downstairs. This practice was discontinued years ago along with use of the word 'porter.' Though our staff and the contractors we hire continue to leave the place in worse shape than when they found it, we will still keep blaming you.

Or so this flier should read.
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Stuyvesant Town management replaces secuirty guards with Xeroxed fliers.Stuyvesant Town residents of 649 East 14th Street get a dose of management's ass-backwards approach to keeping the property safe. The building seems to have a problem with people loitering on the property. Rather than monitor the building with their ubiquitous security cameras or send a few security guards over to speak directly to those loitering, management decided to send the residents a flier. Because nothing discourages loitering more than sliding a note under someone else's door?

Click to read.









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Starting December 5th, 2008 Lux Living is encouraging users who frequently comment to create a User Profile if they haven't done so already. We are asking this because our readership is growing and we don't want a few bad apples spoiling the fun for everyone. Having registered users will immediately eliminate the spam/porn comments and curb the multiple personalities that are starting to spring up.

The comments posted by registered users will be immediately approved, all others will have to be approved manually after being reviewed.

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Jerry Speyer and Steve-O will star in a new reality TV show set in Stuyvesant Town.File under WTF.

Jerry Speyer, Tishman Speyer's Chairman and Co-CEO and Steve-O, beloved meth addict and star of MTV's Jackass, have signed on for a new reality TV show called So You Think You Can Manage? 

For three months camera crews have followed Steve-O around Stuyvesant Town as he tried to prove he's got what it takes to be Stuy Town's new Managing Director. Watch out George Hatzmann, this guy is good!  Donald Trump of The Apprentice fame will be producing the show which will air on NBC this spring.

On day one Steve-O exhibits the kind of expert problem solving that is needed to run a multi-billion dollar apartment complex like Stuyvesant Town. A resident at 649 East 14th Street calls management to report a gas leak in her apartment and Steve-O rushes right over.  Steve-O does a few bong hits and quickly plans his strategy. He wraps a garbage bag around the leaking valve while attempting to turn it off. Success! Steve-O has prevented a deadly explosion, but what to do with the bag of gas? He jumps out the third floor window naked, thinking the bag will act as a hot air balloon only to plummet to the ground, hysterically laughing at his sprained ankle.

In another scene, a resident of 321 Avenue C calls Steve-O from her cell phone after she is overcome by a swarm of rats while returning home from a trip to the grocery store.  Steve-O helps the bloodied and disheveled woman to her feet and escorts her back to her apartment. He returns to the terrace where the vicious rat attack took place, smokes some crystal meth, and plots his revenge on the repulsive rodents. Steve-O chases the rats down Avenue C with his farts until they all run into the management office, begging for mercy as he locks them in Donalda Habersham's office. He sets the office on fire and enjoys a Hostess Fruit Pie.

When residents at 8 Stuyvesant Oval had problems with kids loitering outside their building, they said Steve-O was much more affective in dealing with the juvenile delinquents than security ever was. "Security would just bum cigarettes off the kids and then go back to the Oval and stand around all night," a resident tells us. "But Steve-O knew how to deal with them. He'd smoke a bowl with them before taking off into the East Village. We never saw the kids again. He's gotten more accomplished here in three months than George Hatzmann has in two years."

At the end of Steve-O's three month tenure at Stuyvesant Town, Jerry Speyer will have to decide if he is management material. "I have a good feeling about this young man," says Speyer. "Residents used to hate being awakened in the middle of the night when we empty the dumpsters, but when they look out their window all groggy eyed and see Steve-O stoned out of his mind, taking a bath in a dumpster, they smile, wave and return to bed. I think we have a winner."
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Via the Stuyvesant Town Resident Website:

"Updated statement on Discolored Water by DEP:

Beginning Friday, December 5, the New York City Department of Environmental Protection (DEP) will deactivate the Croton water supply and bring parts of Manhattan to the Catskill and Delaware water systems.

This move to the Catskill and Delaware systems means some residents in New York City may experience discolored water. When the direction of water changes in the pipes, it is normal for sediment to be stirred up, causing discoloration in affected households.

Although discolored water presents no health risks, the DEP recommends that the faucet is allowed to run until the water is clear.

The DEP anticipates that the switch to the Catskill & Delaware systems will be complete in the next couple of weeks. However, if you are experiencing discolored water and would like updates, you can call 311 or visit www.nyc.gov/html/dep/html/advisories/discolored_water_statement.shtml."

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Published in Town & Village, December 4th, 2008
By Sabina Mollot

Stuyvesant Town's water has been described as "chocolate" colored.Despite ongoing efforts by the NYC Department of Environmental Protection to end a brown water problem that's been plaguing neighborhood residents for weeks, numerous residents have still been reporting seeing spurts of brown water coming out of their faucets.

The brown water, believed to be caused by the reactivation of the Croton water source in October, has affected residents in various parts of Manhattan as well as the Bronx. However, residents in Manhattan's Community Board 6 area - Stuyvesant Town and Peter Cooper Village especially - have been hit hard.

Last week, the DEP reported a decrease in brown water complaints from the area as it conducted a study on local water pipes. However, as of this week, brown and discolored water was still a problem for some of the community.

"Generally the problem is better, but it's still a problem," said Kate Doyle, a resident of 605 East 14th Street. "I've realized that my bathing/showering water was spewing out spurts of the brown water again. Then the water goes clean again, then the brown returns back a minute later."

A resident of 450 East 20th Street said within the past week he's seen water so brown in his bathtub that "if you put your hand in it, after five inches you couldn't see it."

"The water, which residents have reported has ranged in color from slightly discolored to "chocolate" could be going undetected, if it's only some-what discolored, according to one resident.

A woman living at 622 East 20th Street, who recently had discolored water in her apartment, said, "For those who claim that they don't have discolored water - they should fill up an empty clear bottle and hold it next to a bottled water. Mine looks like it is running clear until I compare them."

According to Mike Sacier, a spokesperson for the DEP, New Yorkers should see an end to the brown water after the department reactivates the Catskill/Delaware system, which is the area's regular water source. "The switch back will be occurring soon," said Saucier. "We're stil monitoring it. We're very aware of the complaints."

He added that it helps the DEP's ongoing investigation in pinpointing sources of the problem if residents call 311. The DEP has already identified some likely sources of the brown water such as regulators and valves being in incorrect positions.
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NYC homeless find a second chance in Stuyvesant Town.Homeless people in New York City are finding they now have a chance for survival this winter thanks to Stuyvesant Town's excessive garbage dumping. For weeks management has been dumping massive amounts of garbage and furniture along the scenic Avenue C side of Stuyvesant Town and though this disgusting mess has been nothing but an eye sore to tenants, for a few homeless people, it is a much needed oasis just in time for the holidays.

Tishman Speyer, Stuyvesant Town's perplexed management company, admits they have waste issues. "We're having a hard time keeping the buildings occupied," says George Hatzmann, Managing Director of Stuyvesant Town.  "We're tossing out the stabilized tenants left and right to make room for the market rate tenants but they are not sticking around very long. This is troubling to us. I mean...we built them a gym and a study."

Part of the problem is Stuyvesant Town's surprise, double-digit rent increases and the inability of tenants to produce an endless supply of cash. Market rate tenants are already paying up to $3,500 for a one bedroom apartment in the faux-lux complex. To help cover the high rent costs, some tenants hoped to take advantage of Stuy Town's pressure wall system which would have allowed them to convert their living room into an additional bedroom to host a lux-roommate. Unfortunately the pressure walls created a TB-friendly, tenement atmosphere and they were promptly discontinued.  Already having a hard time affording the rent, market rate tenants renewing their leases are finding the rent has jumped from $3,500 to as much as $4,300 a month for a one bedroom apartment.

"I nearly died," says a market rate tenant we spoke with. "They want to charge me $4,300 to live on a floor filled with college kids? I haven't had a good night sleep in a year! I have no choice but to move out. I'm looking forward to it."

And here lies the problem. On their quest to rid Stuyvesant Town of as many rent stabilized tenants as they can, and with the new tenants not staying more than a year, Stuyvesant Town produces 1.4 million tons of garbage a week, most of which is furniture. "We knew we'd only be here for a year so we didn't buy anything nice," says Janice Macedon, a market rate tenant moving out of Stuyvesant Town. "We just bought a lot of stuff from IKEA and Bed, Bath & Beyond because it doesn't last long and we didn't want to take it with us."

Walking though Stuyvesant Town on any given day you will find whole apartments emptied directly onto the Stuyvesant Town Loops. The playgrounds are often littered with broken Ray Ban sunglasses, worn-out Ugg boots, and scores of pregnancy tests. Sofas, beds, tables and chairs are scattered along the brown grass in the Oval. Management does their best to collect the mess and dispose of it on Avenue C where the refuse has angered the tenants who must step over piles of garbage to leave their front doors.

But now homeless people have taken to the Stuy Town streets and are using the furniture to create impromptu dwellings on Avenue C and beneath the FDR. "I have a separate jar for water and a separate jar for pee and those people say Stuyvesant Town isn't a luxury place," mumbled a happy-go-lucky homeless man we spoke with outside of the management office.
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Stuyvesant Town invites resdients to join them at their festival Holiday Bush lighting event.Tishman Speyer invites you to join them in the Oval tonight for Stuyvesant Town's holiday bush lighting ceremony. Residents are encouraged to bring the entire family to the half hour event hosted by Tishman Speyer's Managing Director, George Hatzmann.

The festive, non-denominational bush display stands 2.5 feet on its side and an impressive 6 feet tall when standing upright. The holiday bush is representative of Stuyvesant Town's iconic and rustic charm as it is partially living, partially dead, and, until recently, has been completely ignored.

When asked about the unique choice of using a half decomposed bush to represent the holiday season, Hatzmann said, "We wanted to put a manger on display in the Oval but the Jewish residents complained and our Christian tenants were even less welcoming to the idea of lighting the new 14th Street Loop with a large Menorah. We though a Holiday tree might be nice, that is, until the arbourists shut us down with that petition...it seems they are not too fond of us after that whole landscaping thing this summer. We were scratching our heads and thought we might be able to get creative with some giant, plastic snowflakes and some sod but that wasn't ironic enough for the hipsters who complained. And some of the younger, market rate tenants didn't care at all because there was no shopping involved. Thankfully, the one thing people could agree on was the dead bushes we never got around to planting were an eyesore."

Stuyvesant Town's bush lighting ceremony begins tonight at 7PM in Stuyvesant Oval. There will be a petting zoo with real reindeer for the kids and a fireside mini bar for the parents. As a special treat, Tishman Speyer spokesman, Bud Perrone, will be on hand dressed as Ebenezer Scrooge to blame your children when the reindeer eat their mittens.

One elated resident tells us, "This is welcomed news! When I called the management office to see if Stuyvesant Town was planning on doing anything special for the holidays, the dragon who answered the phone said, "...aside from burning your manger and menorah in the Oval and anointing your miserable foreheads with the ashes on Christmas Eve? No...we weren't."
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Last night Lux Living received this e-mail from a Stuyvesant Town resident hoping to get a new ID Key Card from the management office this weekend. The tenant had received a flier under her door letting her know that she had less than a week to get the new ID Key Card, otherwise she'd be locked out as the old keys would no longer work. What ensued is nothing short of disgraceful.

"Apparently, Stuyvesant Town is switching over from keys to access cards to enter the building, unbeknownst to its residents. One week ago, I received notice that I had to obtain and access card before 11/30.  It was stated that my keys would no longer work after that.  Imagine that, receiving notice that you won't be able to enter your building after Sunday the 30th unless you visit the Management Office. Good thing I wasn't going out of town for Thanksgiving! The letter stated that the office would be open until 3 PM on Saturday and Sunday.
 
At 2:20PM, I arrived at the Management Office to find hoards of people waiting to get ID's.  At 2:30, the staff decided that they weren't letting anymore residents in because they don't get paid past 3. I only know this because they were yelling it across the room. "Lock that door, I ain't staying past 3 and not gettin' paid."
 
At 2:35, four more residents arrived. Since the door was locked, the residents could not enter.  They started knocking on the door and saying it was only 2:30 and the letter said it was open until 3.  A lady sitting in the waiting area tried to open the door, but security guard yelled, "Don't open that door, we ain't gonna help 'em."  Needless to say, the residents were pissed since the letter STATED that the office would be open until 3PM.  The security officer and lady working the ID station (which there was only ONE person making ID's  -- how many people live here???) said to hide the clip board so no one else could sign up.
 
Sitting there and getting angry, I yelled out that the letter stated that the office was open until 3PM.  It says nothing about how you will stop taking residents to make sure you're done by 3 and if that was the case, the letter should have stated that you needed to arrive prior to 3PM to make sure you were finished by 3PM.  The security officer told me to stay out of it because it's none of my business and he's not getting paid past 3.  I said that that was something he should take up with his boss, but denying residents access to their buildings was just not right.  After all, it said on the paper that the keys would no longer work starting Dec. 1.
 
While we were sitting there, another staff member (security guard) walked to the door with a piece of paper that said they were closed. With over 5 people waiting outside he walked up to the door, firmly banged the paper on the glass, and walked away.  Those of us sitting inside could not BELIEVE that he did that.  It was obvious that he printed it in the back 2 min before and walked over and slapped it on the door without opening the door to actually talk to the residents.  Talk about a slap in the face.
 
A leaving resident unlocked the door and the people waiting outside came in. One of them was a guy who had already received his ID and it was not working. The security officer told those that arrived inside that they could just call security and they would come and let you in and they were not issuing any more ID's unless you were on the list.  The gentleman standing there said that he waited for security to come for over 15 minutes before he snuck in behind another resident.  The resident said, "What am I supposed to wait 15 minutes every time I need let in?"  The security officer shrugged his shoulders and said, "Not my problem."  Yes, he really said NOT MY PROBLEM. 
 
Wow, so we're paying how much and we can't even get into our building??  Plus, after talking to the residents, I found out that we all had received our letters with less than a weeks' notice.  When I said that to the manager, he said, "no we've known about getting ID's for a while now, that it's been posted everywhere." Really? The first I heard was when the notice was slipped under my door less than a week ago.
 
Now a manager arrived.  He told everyone that they weren't staying past 3.  The residents that were not on the list were infuriated, and so was I -- even though I was on the list.  The manager said that he had been there since 9AM and he was ready to leave and wasn't getting paid past 3.  Again, other residents and myself said that he needed to stay and the fact that he wasn't getting paid wasn't our problem it was his problem with his boss.  He was completely rude and uncouth as were the other staff members.  They could care less about the situation and only cared about being done by 3PM.
 
While I was standing there, an older resident had her picture taken.  When they handed her her card, she said, "Oh I forgot to put my glasses on, can you retake the picture."  The staffer said, "You want a new ID,  its $8." She said, but I forgot to put my glasses on.  The staffer said, "Sorry, its $8 if you want a new one."
 
SERIOUSLY???  She was like 70, 80 years old.
 
And I'm sure the saga continued after I left.
 
What is the purpose of having access cards?  What's wrong with the keys?  Why inconvenience so many people to install an unnecessary system when there's a functioning system in place.  Oh, I know why, so they can write it off as a major capital improvement. All it is is a huge tax write-off.  Nothing but a nuisance for the residents.  But really, who cares about residents anyway?
 
So glad I fork out $2700 for a one-bedroom sh*thole.
 
I could go on and on about this place. Luckily my lease is up soon. But this is so far from luxury.  From day one this place has been nothing but a headache, from our pilot light not lit and our smoke detector not installed to our bathroom lights not installed upon move-in (how can you forget to install lights??), to the flooding "new" laundry rooms and access card dilemma; I'm counting the days until my lease ends.
 
Wishing I never signed the lease,
Stuy Town Resident"
 
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