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Lux Living readers have been asking, "...how can we show the outside world how luxurious Stuyvesant Town is?"  Well, with these banner ads of course!

Stuyvesant Town - Closer to Bellevue Hospital than Belmont Park.




As Manny would say, "Come see for yourself!"

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These banners would be great on T-shirts

Entertaining, helpful and funny, those banners would look great on T-shirts. Parody T-shirts are available at Citibank and can be purchased with your ATM card. For a one time fee of $250.00 and a monthly payment of $29.32 interested persons can receive 12 new T-shirts per year, one monthly. Each shirt will address a Tish-Spy management failure. Should Tish-Spy default and ownership changes, we can not guarantee continued production. If this should occur before the end of the subscriber's year, duplicate Tish-Spy blooper shirts will be issued plus a final addition of the now famous Jerry and Rob Speyer overlooking Stuy Town photo with the word "NO" printed across the photo.

Those stairs in the "Luxury you can't believe" pic look very clean. That photograph clearly wasn't taken in my building because there are no cigaret butts; sputum; vomit or urine. I would love it if our stairs were that clean.

I should have said the "Luxury you have to climb to believe."

Mother just came up with these right off the top of her cabeza. She's so clever!!!

Peter Cooper-Stuyvesant Town: Something Special In The Water!

Peter Cooper-Stuyvesant Town: Where Water Is The New Brown!

Peter Cooper-Stuyvesant Town: The Ultimate Living Machine!

Peter Cooper-Stuyvesant Town: Hope, Triumph, And The Miracle Of Luxury Decontrol!

Peter Cooper-Stuyvesant Town: Four And A Half Grand A Month, That’s All We Ask!

Peter Cooper-Stuyvesant Town: Say It With MCIs!

Peter Cooper-Stuyvesant Town: We’re Surveilling You Every Step Of The Way!

Peter Cooper-Stuyvesant Town: Our Repairmen Are The Busiest Guys In Town!

Peter Cooper-Stuyvesant Town: The Nighttime Drilling Jackhammering Dumping Leaf-Blowing So You Can't Rest Luxury Apartments!

and

Peter Cooper-Stuyvesant Town: Everything You Always Wanted In A Luxury Apartment. And Less!

Oh dear, all that cleverness made mother sleepy. Time for her nap!!!

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