One testy tenant taped this love letter in both elevators at 525 East 14th Street protesting the suspicious yellow smell within. The riled up resident has obviously overlooked this new "outside of the box" amenity that property owner/manager/debaser Tishman Speyer recently introduced throughout the complex. "With the success of Oval Pee, Stuyvesant Town would like to introduce you to Mobile Pee. Tired of sharing your single bathroom with four or five roommates? Try Mobile Pee! Out drinking all night and can't make it back to your
What have we learned this past 30 seconds? Don't be so quick to blame the dog, Grandfathers all across America exhausted that trick years ago.
I think the TishSpy Cowboy can't hold his latte.
Installing carpets in the hallways and elevators and then allowing pets is just another example of the non-linear thinking of the Tish-Spy brigade.
What a bunch of cry babies. Urine is completely sterile. If you don't stop whining, I'll leave a fresh number two in the lobby.
Rover! I see you've already visited my building!
Yo, we're just lovin' our space
Now, by any chance is that the same building where Edna Doodle and Mother reside? It is a known thing throughout the complex that when those gals go out on the town and hit the Hearty Burgundy, they are extremely leaky all the way home.