Finally making use of Constant Contact, an e-mail marketing software that most 15 year old bloggers are familiar with, Abigail Michaels sent out this e-mail earlier today apologizing for sharing their Oval Concierge mailing list with all its recipients:"Dear Resident,
As part of our effort to inform you about our exciting plans for Oval Concierge [we opened], we mistakenly sent an email in which we inadvertently failed to hide the recipients' addresses [ensuring you'll now be on every porn and Viagra mailing list]. We are sorry [not] for this breach of protocol and for any concern it has caused you [none, who is going to use OC?].
We assure you that no other personal information [names, addresses, phone numbers, credit cards numbers] has been forwarded inappropriately to anyone at any time. We take very seriously our responsibility to safeguard our members' privacy and maintain rigorous protocols [keeping interns off the computer] to protect sensitive data.
We apologize for our mistake and hope that you will allow us the honor of regaining your fullest confidence as we launch your new concierge services.
Abigail Michaels on behalf of Oval Concierge"
Abigail, Abigail, Abigail. How sad it is to think that YOU would think people will fall for this deep pile of horse cookies. 'Excitement' caused this major breach of personal information? Stop it! Teenagers with raging hormones may get excited enough to commit this type of faux pas; not someone representing a (and I use this term in the loosest sense)professional conglomerate. SSssssh! Did I just hear a toilet flush? Someone pass me a sheet of Tishman-Speyer!
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Dear Scabigail,
If you are hiring college interns, there are thousands here for you to boss around for minimum wage. Dangle some 'independant study credit' as an incentive for your S&M iron fist rule.
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