"I'm really, really, really over having to dorm-proof my life in Stuy Town which will now have to include guarding my laundry while it's in the dryer!!! Over the past few weeks I have been noticing some of my shirts have gone missing. At first I thought they might be in the closet, or mixed in with the towels, but after ripping my apartment apart today I've come to realize that someone has been stealing my clothes from the dryer.

I know they are being stolen by what has gone missing. Six new black, American Apparel t-shirts, some crew, some v-neck, a black Zoo York t-shirt, and a pair of dark jeans. None of my old clothes are missing, none of my gym clothes are missing, none of my towels or sheets, just these very specific items which add up to more than $200.

I'm so sick of living like this. My options are to sit with a book in the laundry room while my clothes dry or take them across the street, and run back and forth for two hours? Absolutely ridiculous! God HELP the person I see wearing my clothes. I'll rip them off his back"

"Since we're on the topic of laundry carts today, someone in 14 Oval thought it would be handy to cart their broken Sony down to the recycle area on this cart. Too bad they didn't have the f*cking decency to unload it."

"This guy stole this [laundry cart] - removed the sign and keeps it in his apt. When I challenged him about it instead of acting like a mature man, he disparaged me and told me to mind my business. Then told me I stunk and that he wanted to puke and I should take a shower.  

PS note his new BMW and that he so carelessly parks by a hydrant."