
Dear Styuvisant Town Residots,
Spring is finally hear! The tulips are blooming bright, the birds are chriping mad loud at 3AM, and the dog poop is festering in the sun which can only mean one thing. No, not the apocolypse! Your most valuable conseairges are ready and waiting to host your next Spring event!
Lets face it. Winter is crummy. Buying gifts for your boss and the cranky grandparets is no fun, and then comes the January bills. It's bad enough your weekly paycheck reminds you how your New York City dream life isn't turning out quite so hot but then to have those nasty bills rub it in your face? So rude!
Manny sayz Spring is about chillaxin and enjoying the new season and the warm weather. And what better way to do it than in the serene Oval? That's why we would like to invite you to try something new this holiday season and host your Easter or Passover dinner at one of the Oval spaces.
Contact us today and we can help your plan the most specktacular Passover dinner ever! What better way to indtroduce your conservative Jewish mother to your new shiksa than with a hearty helping of Gelfling fish and the hollah? Then afterwards you can take all the neighborhood cathlic babies, dye them Easter egg colors, and hide them in the Oval for a hunt! WHAT fun!
Or maybe controvertial religion isn't your thing and you want to host a suprise birthday party in a see through oval room, throw water ballons at your kid, or wear weird masks to your own key party as depicted in our postcard. Whatevs. It's all good.
So come see for yourself the diverse ways you can celebrate spring in Stuy Town with the Oval spaces. And remember to tell them Manny sent you!
Manny
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