Deat Stuyvesant Town Residonts!It has been a while since your most beloved conserje Manny has coresponded with you and for that, he apolojiziz. See, Manny has taken on even more duties at Ovil Consearje to bring you exceptional value for the money all four of our customers spend with us so now we are brining you more value in the form of dog walking.
As customary with Ovil Consearge when you talk we listen and boy have we had our listening ears on! it seems that our residents are busy busy busy! Busy washing bed bugs out of their sheets, busy airing the marjuana smoke out of their apartments, busy getting stuck in the oval bike barriers, and busy throwing dog poo at the windows of olva conseiege. Not nice!
Your valuable conseearrges see that you are so busy maintaining your apratments that some of you dog loving tenants have little time to walk your beloveid pets which is why we are coming to you with this exceptionally convenient offer! Starting this fall which is now, when you trust us to walk your dogs for four time we will throw in a fifth dog walk for free, cause were cool like that. Also manny knows that if he spends his days with his hands inside a sh*t puppet there will be less poo for peoples to throw at the windows of oval consearge.
Plus why trust some stranger dog walker with your cherished pet when you can trust your friends at the OC. After all, you trust us with your email addresses and credit card information so why not your pets!
So come see for yourself, stop by and say say hi and get your free umbrilla. It looks like rain!
manny
ovial conserage
American leuiser
Newark Airpot
Manny and Booker BFFs
Like I would trust these idiots with my dog? Yeah, riiight.
And allow them access to my apartment when I am not home??? hahahhahaaha nice try - NEVER!
Used to be no dogs in ST whatsoever. Now you can pay management to walk them. The times, they are a-changin'.
For a fee they will also walk any mice, rats, bedbugs or other vermin a tenant catches in his/her apartment.
Also Sunday 10AM at the Oval , bring your favorite bedbug- George Hatzmann (yes they have brought him back for this event!) will be judging a contest to determine which bedbug will become the Tishman Speyer mascot, Benji the Bedbug-soon to be featured in TS advertising.
But Robbie will walk your goat* for free!
* "Again with the goats!!!!"
I wouldn't let Robbie walk my goat. I'd be too worried about the goat.
I don't blame you! Look what happened after Robbie left his glasses at home, mistook a squirrel for a goat and had rough sex with the poor thing:
http://stuytownluxliving.com/2009/07/lux-living-inbox-rant---dead-squirrel-festers-for-days.html
Did you see him in the Oval the other night with cheese tied to his danglers trying to lure out the rats? They ran out of the bushes and drowned themselves in the East River.
Did you know Robbie is quite the proficient chef, and makes his own goat cheese for his danglers to bait the rats with?
Goats, squirrels, rats... how is PETA not involved?
Again with the tongues!
Again with the gay unicorns!