Sometimes Called Essentials, Always Filled With Typos

Dear Residonts,

Your most valuable and entertainting of Conseearges would like to aplojize for once again sending out an email that does not take advantages of spell check. For many years manny has been seeing red lines underneeth the words in his most rivitting of correspondince to you and all this time thought the computer was just highlighting the good stuff. manny had no idea what he was doing to the englosh language and for that he would like to offer his most sionserst appolgies on this most humid and precipitous of days.

We your consearges were ever so eager to keep our comunity of residents up to date with real time information about the presteegous frathers day bunch this sunday at the oval amentos from 11am-1pm eat fast because you know that we know that you know at 12:45 we'll be showing you to the door. our valuble team of Oval assoicates are so used to their extreem isolation that if we give them human contact for more than a several hours its quite unopredictable what the outcome will happen.

For our father day brunch we will be servign the most deliscious of meals, warps, and meat products for you to fill your belly with because we know that fathers day is a very speshil day for fathers for that is the day we fill his sock drawer with items he'll never see or wear or want. Mens dress socks also happen to just be on sales at the convenient Walmart 2 pairs for $12 a bargain!

Also, and here is a secret from Manny straight to you. That's not BBqs you will be feasting apon this coming fathers day Sunday, it is actually rent stabilized tenants we have to do something with them when we catch them living a peaceful life and minding their own business and breaking the law with their affordable rents but thats all going to come to an end anyway in 2011 thans to that gay senators hissy fit but Manny is not a polital or a fruit expirt so lets move on.

Please come see for your self the scabbled egg and meat feast that awate you this sunday on fathers day at ovil lounge at 11am-12:30 sharp and be sure to tell them Manny sent you!

Manny
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As Manny suggests, this Father's Day many gay dads and their loved ones in ST-PCV will be feasting on the barbecued remains of their rent stabilized neighbors! But not too worry! You don't have to be gay to enjoy them yourselves!

Edna's Barbecued Ribs

2 to 3 racks of ribs from carcasses of rent-stabilized neighbors

Rub
2 tablespoons brown sugar
1 tablespoon ground black pepper
2 teaspoons onion powder
1 tablespoon salt
2 tablespoons chili powder
1 teaspoon ground chipotle pepper

Barbecue Sauce
3/4 cup ketchup
3/4 cup water
2 tablespoons vinegar
2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
2 1/2 teaspoons salt
dash ground cayenne pepper
1/2 teaspoon paprika
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 teaspoon chili powder

Heat oven to 350°. Line a large roasting pan with foil and spray with nonstick cooking spray or brush lightly with oil.

Cut your forgotten old neighbors' ribs into 2-rib portions. Combine the brown sugar, pepper, onion powder, salt, chili powder, and chipotle pepper. Generously rub the ribs with the seasoning mixture and arrange the ribs, meaty side down, in the prepared roasting pan.

Bake the ribs, meaty side down, for 45 minutes. Turn and bake for 45 minutes longer. Brush with barbecue sauce and grill over medium coals for about 15 minutes..

Delicious served with fava beans and a nice Chianti!