"Disgusting Creep" Steals From Stuy Town Infants

What will those wacky college cut-ups do next?

Well. Mystery solved.

Does this young fellow get an allowance? If so, his parents should take it away! Punish him -- I'd make the youngster get a job to see how hard this woman worked to pay for his new outfit!

I wonder if the tenant can report this (if she hasn't already) and ask Security to perhaps review the tapes of the people going in and out of the laundry room.

The way I read it, the creep stole the laundry bag not the baby clothes. Maybe the laundry bag fitted better.

Is this person qualified to be a mother? She apparently doesn't realize that an "infant" and a "baby" are the same thing.

Easy, maybe the stress of the situation caused her brain to go a little haywire (you should have seen me at 11 this morning).

Speaking of laundry room thieves: I just helped an elder wring out her unspun items. She plans to run them through the dryer a few times then hang them in the bathroom. It'll run her about six bucks for the priviledge to wash her TWO (count them-2!*) items and then humidify her bathroom.

Stolen clothing? That's a relatively high class problem these days.

* One bath mat. One towel.

come see for yourself!!

Today is June and on this fine day we have sun and wouldnt this be the most glorious of days to partake in hanging a new clothes line? Manny thinks so. We your faithfull tale wagging consearges know that you know that the laundery rooms in stuyvesant town are pretty shady and sometimes less than nice people take things that dont belong to them. why do you think manny wears the same outfit everydayy?

So with this knowlege being a universal given we would like to invite your residents as well as the second class stabilized persons to ovil Consearge by Abigails Michaels and pick up your complimonitary clothes line and clothes pins. After all Mannys bosses want your money REALLY bad and the less you can spend replacing little timmy son of a guns tiny bloomers the more money my bosses will have which means manny will stay employed which means you can continue to the enjoy the benefit of mannys most informative and lively of conversations!

We your valuable consearched will be taking appointments from reisdnets to come to the oval and pick your own trees to hang your close lines from and for a mear $275 you can have first dibs and the agricultural wonderland that was the oval. please though make sure you bring your goloolllshes because the heavy duty rain combined with the cheap topsoil combined with our inexperieince at gardeniong have left the oval looking more like a swamp than an 80 acre pradise.

But we cyour consearges know that you stuyvenst town residont are adventureses and that you wont mind white water rafting accross the marchland to acceess yout clothes line but p[lease we ask do not daggle your babees in front of the alligaters like Micakel Jackason because quite frankly that is in poor tastes.

so please come see for yourself and partake in the latest luxury esserntial must have accessories that you cant live with out at oval il Conseearge. Tell them Manny sent you!

Manny
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I wonder how Perry, the Chicken Footed Penis will look in those infant dideys? Or maybe Jerry and Robbie in onesies!!

Sorry to hear that, Manny. Maybe you can get a bib from the same place you found Robbie's S&M material. Or just use one of those cloth diapers you may find there; if Jerry & Robbie aren't wearing them. I just got a visual of the old 'Baby Huey' cartoon!

We have lived here for more than 30 years. People are always stealing things from the dryers. It is nothing new. I lost some brand new polo shirts and six net sets of underwear years ago. The only solution is to stay with your laundry while it is being dried. You can also wash things early in the morning (before 8 a.m.)

You'll be lucky to dry anything in my building considering that 4 dryers have been broken for weeks. I understand that it's Mac Gray's policy to not repair broken machines anymore. Could that mean they're going to be leaving us? I hope so, but I hope they are replaced by a real laundry company.

My building has four dryers and two
washers out!