Stuyvesant Town, New York's favorite college campus, is the backdrop for a tacky story running in today's New York Post. "NYC's Hottest College Kids" can be seen flaunting their partially clothed bodies in and around Stuy Town apartments. Classy.STUDENT BODIES - MEET THE "HOTTEST" COLLEGE KIDS IN NYC [NY Post]




What a bunch of skanks! The one in the first picture looks like she's flicking a booger!
The parents of these kids- especially the one in the bubble bath- must be SO proud!!!
I wonder if ##2 and 3 are trying to entice Rob Speyer?
Hey, that's me center top!
Hey! That's me in the bathtub!
Hmm, I figured HER bathtub water would surely be brown!
Doesn't #3 work in the leasing office??
OMG I thought these were photo-shopped !
ROFL -Girl in bathtub:
The sexy ingenue says she struggles with type-casting: "I usually have to play the bitch or the slutty girl."
Where's the Craigslist killer when you need him?
oh.. that's right..
Haha. No, these are real. I love the porky girl in the moo moo who thinks she is Lindsay Lohan. Did Delta Burke start a new clothing line????
ROFL! and you know they all wear flip flops and big sunglasses!
Lux
What happened to the girls who were locked out?
You forgot to show pic 5 of 11 from the gallery on the Post site - the girl either disappearing into or appearing from the trash compactor.
They asked me to pull the letter until their meeting. Apparently MGMT saw the post and presented it to them. I'm getting a revised letter from them tonight.
The article says there is a print version coming out on May 4th. We can only hope the whole thing was shot in Stuy town.
I JUST noticed that too. Nice to see how much the Post and associates respected those girls. "Can you pose by the garbage shoot? That's HOT!"lol
What a bunch of vacuous trash! I wonder if Tishman Speyer loves them so much when they burn down apartments!
Bret Michaels Rock of Love bus is already parked in the oval!
Yeah-in the off-season for skiing TS will be advertising the Rock of Love bus as a replacement for the weekend skiing bus. And undoubtably they will have that bus idling very early on weekend mornings too.
And of course, in about one month TS will likely be advertising the Hampton's Jitney for all the kiddiepoos (with parents that still have some money ) to go to their 400- to- a house share in the Hamptons. What fun!!
At least it should be quieter in our dorms on summer weekends.
Aw, they're not so bad! In fact, they just returned from a fun-filled spring break in Mexico City, and brought us all a special "souvenir" from their trip!
Luxie, this photo spread is too good to be true from your point of view!
One of us should do a "trailer park" shoot and show the real deal!
They make it so easy. The whole thing looks cheap and cheesy. I love the idea of doing our own shoot at the oval. Edna and mother sipping gimlets while sitting on a dead body. Beaulah and Beaulette posing in front of their trailer. RR and Ziggy duking it out. Girl and E Line beating OMG/WTF's with their flip flops. Priceless!
Excuuuuuuse me. Those posers give trailer trash a bad name. Me and Beulette are far more trashed than that rif raff could ever be. Especially when we've sunk a coupla jugs of White Lightning.
That guy in pic 2 (next to Booger Girl) must be on ho-mones because he's gotter bigger boobs than any of the girls.
swine
#5 was shot in a PCV hallway. The girl crouching on the floor is coming out of one of the stairwells.
Rock on, Beulah! You and Beulette are trashier than 6 day old road kill on a Southern Jule-eye day, girl! The NERVE thinking they'd come close! And I think Booger Girl wasn't flickin' but lickin' after her finger was removed from her mouth. Probably lower in calories than a carrot stick!
LL, don't forget Satan's Own in the photo shoot, beating the pho out of homophobes while drinking a Trailer Park martini! Those pictures make me glad I had my tubes tied in a hangman's noose!
I hear ya girl! Right after my Beulette was born I said "NO MORE!!!!! Tie off them tubes because I may do the Bobitt Manouever on the next guy who even winks at me" - and you know with us bona fidee trailer trash all it takes is a dude with a sly wink and a free drink. ;-)
I wonder, did Kane Sarhan actually pay Tishman Speyer for the rights to use identifiable images of Stuytown in his pornography? If so, shouldn't we, the residents who have to put up with these shenanigans, get a cut, say by reducing our rents?
My absolute faves, though, are the smut-shots from the kids' playgrounds, pix #4: http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/news/regionalnews/pp_20090426_nyc_college/photo04.htm
and pix #10: http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/news/regionalnews/pp_20090426_nyc_college/photo10.htm
I actually think I recognize the little hussy in pix #10.
So now, on top of everything else, I have to worry about whether or not there's a porno-shoot in progress whenever I go to take my 4 year-old to the playground? What's next, an Amsterdam-style shooting-gallery under the jungle-gym on playground number 1? Maybe a little red-light district, with spots for rent by the hour, that come with built-in tarts? Perhaps naked showers over on the playground with the water sprays?
The only difference between this sort of smut and the muggers and drug-pushers wandering in from Jacob Riis is the hypocrisy of the former.
It's just more evidence that the people managing the property are completely disconnected from the fact that PCVST is a residential rent stabilized property.
Those playgrounds are meant for CHILDREN. They should NOT be used by Jerry's sluts and Robbie's rent boys to strut their stuff. Aren't there laws in New York City about adults using children's playgrounds, especially for smut? If Mayor Bloomberg wasn't Jerry and Robbie's Lucky Pierre, they wouldn't be getting away with this porn.
You should have seen the way they were "riding" the swings last night. Now I have to wipe them down before I let my kids on so they don't get herpes.