Tishman Speyer would like to invite you to their Favors for Neighbors program taking place Saturday evening at Oval Hospice. The informative seminar, lead by Dr. Mengele, Tishman Speyer's Elderly Care expert, will teach you alternative ways to care for your elderly neighbors during this time of crisis in Stuyvesant Town. Tips include:Home Heating: To keep your elderly neighbors from freezing in their heatless apartments, Dr. Mengele suggests running the stove with the door open. Aside from the warmth tenants will receive, the pleasurable odor of gas has a permanent calming effect.
Water Supply: Should your elderly friends not want to drink the vitamin-fortified brown tap water in their apartments, Dr. Mengele suggests providing fresh bottled water but no food. "Food blocks the absorption of water and should be avoided permanently," he says.
Health Concerns: Elderly residents that come down with rare illnesses such as Spotted Fever, Malaria, or Tuberculosis are encouraged not to seek treatment. Dr. Mengele suggests plenty of bed rest in addition to his heating and hydration regiment.
The cost of the Favors for Neighbors seminar is $450 per person, snacks and beverages will be provided for the first five attendees.
Was it Georgie Hatzmann with 2 n's, Robbie Speyerer with more Speyer than Speyer or Buddy Boy Perrone with 2 r"s who conjured up this idea. It couldn't be Jerry or old man Tishman. As old coots, they would be offended,---------------not.
Funny how Rob and Jerry are having this very kind seminar right before next month's open house mixer.
Please, neither the Smith's nor the Feinstein's are safe from Tishman Speyer.
What's up with an open house mixer next month?
Gee. I thought the 3 body bags that went out this week were people who went into cardiac arrest from the election results.
I'm rethinking this. Methinks I smell a rat.
But let's not be paranoid.
Cassie