Brown Water Affects Another Stuy Town Building

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One Stuyvesant Oval wakes up to dark brown water.Who says contaminated water is reserved for Stuyvesant Town residents living on Avenue C...or East 20th Street...or East 14th Street? A market rate tenant at 1 Stuyvesant Oval woke up this morning to find contaminated water is plentiful in the building. We're starting to think that Croton is DEP speak for Gowanus Canal

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Just one question
What can Brown do for you?

Poison me? Give me stomach cancer? Deadly virus? The possibilities are endless!

Making delicious homemade Beef Bouillon used to be an all-day affair, but now it comes right out of our Stuyvesant Town bathroom tap! And I can assure you, ours has a rich flavor that far outshines any canned beef stock! When I reduce it, the flavor is even richer.

I'm not ashamed to admit it, I used to have gray hair. Thanks to the Speyers I don't need to use "just for men" anymore. It's a miracle!

I ask my fellow posters to stop offering business opportunities from, and uses for, our "special"water since these will be used by TS as justifications for an MCI for providing us with water with so many other uses. Of course the fact that this water can't be used for drinking, cooking, showering, bathing and cleaning will be ignored in their MCI request.

Looks like mud? Could this be soil getting sucked into the potable supply from the new irrigation system?

Unbelievable! I hope someone emails this post to Donalda Habersham @ mgmt so she can see this vile mess the next time she insists that Nina chick is "overreacting." Yes Donalda, we're ALL imagining this.

Do you really think Donalda gives a damn!

"Miss Habersham" to you.

I think you should take a jug of that shit-like water over to the Management Office and dump it all over Ms. Habersham's desk.

That's Donalda to you

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