Tishman Speyer's Grim Reaper Miscalculated

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Stuyvesant Town should think about investing in silk flowers."When MetLife sold the property in 2006, it estimated residents of 1,600 apartments would move out, die or have their rents reach the $2,000 deregulation threshold by the close of 2008, letting the landlord raise rents by any amount the market would bear. So far, Tishman has only deregulated about 1,000 apartments, according to S&P, 38 percent fewer than MetLife estimated was possible.

A debt service fund established in 2006 with about $400 million now has $165.7 million in it. A general reserve account has fallen to $33 million from $190 million, S&P said."


Of course this cash shortage hasn't stopped Tishman Speyer from ordering yet more plants for the complex. A Sty Spy snapped the above photo yesterday of the newest shipment of plants that Stuyvesant Town's gardeners plan to kill this weekend.

Tishman's $5.4 Billion NYC Apartment Purchase Hits Obstacles [Bloomberg]

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This "deregulating" sounds a lot like 'ethnic cleansing' to me!

What are they doing to these plants? I walk around the oval and think the plants are starting to look a little better then I realize they died and were replaced. How can a group of paid gardeners kill THAT many plants? It's so wasteful.

Hook line and sinker, bitch.

The Daily News also forgot to report that part of the new regime's plan called for the use of those dead bodies as fertilizer.

Hi! We're still alive!

They say that living well is the best revenge, but in our case it's just living! And Mr Speyer, we plan on doing just that!

If you notice, they completely covered the sidewalk with this delivery, making passage impossible and forcing pedestrians, the elderly and handicapped into the street.

Typical in the way Tishman-Speyer has handled ALL of their construction projects, with absolutely ZERO regard for the well being and convenience of their tenants.

These people (Tishman Speyer and ALL their employees and contractors) really suck.

Sorry for the confusion. The above comment references the picture in the thread above.

oops.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkjQSpfW3iw

For those eager beaver Speyer boys.

I overheard a cell phone conversation between Rob Speyer and Peter Walker. Rob told Peter Walker to instruct his gardeners to plant lilies in the lawns of buildings with the fewest air conditioners. "Let's get them in the mood for the hereafter", said Rob.

I was trying to take photos of the dead plants today and I had one of those golf cart goons freak out on me. He shoved my camera away and told me to mind my business. Can you imagine???

To Miss Used: If that goon laid a hand on you, that is ASSAULT. You should go swear out a complaint against him. There is no law that says you can't take photographs of dead plants! There is a law against shoving someone's camera and verbally abusing them. I just can't believe what scum of the earth lowlifes we have running and working at our once-lovely StuyTown. If this isn't dealt with it will only get worse.

ps He better not ever lay a hand on Beulette - that girl has a slap that feels like the kick of a mule!

He did shove my hand but it wasn't hard enough that I would feel comfortable calling it assault. He was more of an asshole than an attacker.

If he touched you it's battery, if he did anything to threaten you and you flet you were in danger thats assult.If he pushed you and you felt threatened thats Assult & battery.

Deregulation?
Speyer doesn't want anyone here.
My 2 bed rent in ST just popped 25% to $4250.
I'm gone now. Sick of the dog fighting in playground 3.
Tishman was going down until they gave that 700bn to support his toxic debt.
Maybe it's time you guys organized a rent strike. A couple of months without cash flow would bring the *****s down.

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