Grab your little haunts and get them over to Oval Gasp this evening for Stuyvesant Town's Halloween Decorating Event. Stuy Town gardeners will be on hand to teach residents and their children how to spook up their apartments using a variety of materials found at home. Projects include:
Pet Cemetery: Using left-over chicken bones and a bag of potting soil, children will learn how to create a mini bone yard for their pets of yesterday. Bonus prize for the most realistic tombstone carved from a bar of soap.
Scarred for Life Crime Scene: Gardeners will show you how to scatter random pieces of discarded clothing in front of your apartment building to evoke the feeling of an actual violent crime. Call Mariska!
Snake Pit of Doom: Nothing will make your building more chilling than an authentic looking snake pit! Learn how to dig a trench in five minutes and fill it with hoses that we'll call Black Mambos.
The Halloween Decorating Event begins at sundown and residents are asked to pay a $125 per child for the event. Snacks and beverages not included.
Photo submitted by a Sty Spy, artwork by Lux Living


Lux is right this blog does write itself. Scarred For Life Crime Scene reminds me of this photo someone took of the 20th Street Loop:
http://www.stpcvta.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=13&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=15#p8886
The shoe kills me lol.
Funny how they keep the snake pit of doom open all year round.
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