Inmate number 548086 sent out this e-mail on behalf of Stuyvesant Town's Oval Amenities or Essentials...it seems they are unclear what to call them. Enjoy the child-like tone and typos."Come see for yourself! Oval Essentials will be hosting an Open House between October 10th and October 19th with special events in every space.
Visit the events calendar on this website to see what special things are in store. From movies screenings to an oxygen bar, from yoga for kids to a bagel breakfast, we hope you will come and see it for yourself.
Opening day for members only will be October 20th, so don't miss out an sign up today.
To sign up call 212-614-5804, visit the Oval Amenties Membership Center at 332 First Avenue or email ovalamenities@americanleisure.com
*Please note that on 10/16 all space will be closed for a private party."
E-mail submitted by a Sty Spy
Movie screenings? Are they claiming they will show movies before they hit mainstream theaters? That's a tall order!
No, I think they are just showing old movies with very limited seating. You know, just what you want to pay $250 a year and $25 a month for.
You had me a bagel.
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thatnkx you for being showing yur introst in ovil amnemities and essentials. pleese sign up so we can by spell check
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I hope someone serves them pressed ham at their sad little opening.
What is an oxygen bar anyway? I guess I am way behind the times.
The last email they sent out stated they were opening on the 18th. Why do they keep postponing?
Enjoy
That clip is a riot! I didn't know Nancy Grace sold air at the mall.
They're going to need oxygen once they learn their latest rent increase.
Wait, should I come see for myself?
What's sad is that a lot of time and effort goes into putting events like this together and they sabotage themselves by sending out these poorly written emails.
Well, thank you for letting me know what oxygen bars are all about. I would hesitate to use them for two reasons....those people in the mall seemed to lose all their inhibitions and would probably pay anything to Tish Spy....plus who knows what sort of "oxygen" is being pumped through those cannulae, especially for the rent-stablized!
They are just oxy-morons!
This website is rediculous! if stuy town is so horrible then LEAVE!...ive been a resident for 18 and the only problem with stuy are these new residents who think sty could be soo much better. DO YOU REALIZE HOW LUCKY YOU ARE TO LIVE HERE. we have security gaurds, clean parks, events, AND ALL YOU SEEM TO MENTION IS THAT THE MAN WITH THE LEAF BLOWER WAKES EVERYONE UP...GROW UP PEOPLE. OPEN your eyes. if you dont like stuy move to the lower east side...its really clean and safe there...(sarcasm)