Having been open for only a day or so, Stuyvesant Town's Oval Amenities / Essentials are already undergoing repairs. A Sty Spy photographed workers replacing one of the large glass windows on Oval Film that allow residents to stare into the the empty wreck rooms. Thankfully the four members that signed up for the Oval Amenities / Essentials were not hurt by the previous wiggling window.TrackBack URL: http://stuytownluxliving.com/cgi-bin/mt-tb.cgi/144
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Oval Amenities brought to you by "Oval Jerks".
If one of the glass walls falls on a rent-stabilized tenant, will the T&V headline read "Peasant under Glass"?
So let's get this straight. You have to pay an enrollment fee of $250 and a monthly fee of $20 to get crushed to death by a 1,000 pound piece of glass in an over worked spinach patch? I'd rather die old school and spend $10 on bad heroin that I'll shoot in a dumpster on Avenue C.
Just remember kiddies - No dancing in ovalKIDS.
OvalAmenities are perfect for me! I love to be alone!
Any excuse to bring in a crane, tie up the oval, and tear shit up. I'll bet the glass was fine all along.
Wait till the stuy town Hawk swoops in for a free bagel...Whammy!