Stuyvesant Town's basic open floor plans and living spaces photograph well when you remove a wall or two and add mysterious, sourceless lighting. They feature an OK amount of room for tenants to live, work, and entertain, providing you don't have a TB-friendly pressure wall or a rickety Office Depot privacy screen.
Let's have a look and see how Stuyvesant Town raises the bar for luxury rentals in New York City.
Each apartment features space, high ceilings, low floors, and cement
walls to ensure you can hear every conversation in the adjacent
apartment. Residents can choose an IKEA or post World War II theme that
distinctly accents each apartment.
Let's have a look and see how Stuyvesant Town raises the bar for luxury rentals in New York City.
Each apartment features space, high ceilings, low floors, and cement
walls to ensure you can hear every conversation in the adjacent
apartment. Residents can choose an IKEA or post World War II theme that
distinctly accents each apartment.
With a choice between a new or old finish, the kitchens at Stuyvesant Town are the perfect size to conveniently accommodate a pizza box and a six-pack at the same time! All kitchens contain a window with a view of other Stuy Town buildings. Wave hi to the neighbors, they're watching!
The bedrooms at Stuyvesant Town are peculiarly proportioned and some even have a closet! Windows are perfect for looking out of. Floors are large enough for rugs which will make your downstairs neighbors more enthusiastic about your shoe collection.
You'll feel like a king or queen on this throne! Stuyvesant Town's windowed bathrooms are the perfect place for bathing, shaving, and relieving yourself! What's more indulgent than being able to reach your toothbrush from the toilet? Flush hard, it's a long way to the laundry room!
I bet Bloomberg didn't even know how lavish the renovations would be when he kept mum and let the sale proceed to his pal Jerry in what was certainly not a previously arranged bid.
Why it looks just like my apartment -- no unsightly air conditioners mar our lovely views either!
No wonder why they are using 3d renderings, you'd have to stand in a neighbor's apartment to get that "open" perspective.
Never mind the AC Edna, these new apartments apparently have no radiators or heat pipes. Like magic!
Love this post!!!
That's right! Where is the a/c? Do these market rate yuppies and yunnies have Central A/C that the rest of us don't have, or do they just sweat like pigs? I don't have any light switches in the places those photoshopped apartments have. What a racket!
New technology in the compact fluorescent bulbs actually make the air conditioners, steam pipes and radiators invisible! Hooray for management!