Why watch Mother Nature's beastly Gustav wreak havoc on TV when you can have the same experience right outside your window? As if exceedingly high rents weren't depressing enough, Stuyvesant Town landscapers and maintenance staff are hard at work bringing all the excitement of a tropical depression right to your front door! Broken tree branches? Check! Large scale flooding? Check! Floating debris? Check! All hurricane photos submitted by brave Stuy Town weather watchers!
Rotting, over watered trees fell at 8 Stuyvesant Oval...again.
An obsession with sprinklers overflowed this levee!
Rotting, over watered trees fell at 8 Stuyvesant Oval...again.
An obsession with sprinklers overflowed this levee!
Debris from Hurricane Speyer floats out of this building!
Gale forced winds from a leaf blower brought down this fifty year old tree.
Robert Speyer is a Bush supporter who doesn't care about rent-stabilized people!
A levee overflowed? I thought that was Oval Pool.
Oval Pee Pool.
Maybe they can grow rice on the grounds. They look like paddy fields!
Well. Why exactly didn't our catastrophe postpone the Republican National Convention?
Has anybody noticed the eerie resemblance between Sarah Palin and Andrea Yates? Andrea Yates was the born again christian home-schooler who drowned her kids in the bathtub. Just google Andrea Yates and see the resemblance. Oooh! Those republicans scare me! My Beulette can't even get her kids and dogs into the bathtub so they're safe!
Well, wasn't it nice to know that Condoleeza Rice was able to continue her shoe shopping at Feragamo without being interrupted by nasty people who thought she should be worried about people getting swept away and drowned either in New Orleans or Stuyvesant Town! Good ole Gustav knew better than to interrupt a diva and her shoe-shopping!
Sarah Palin seems like a character played by Jane Curtin on Saturday Night Live.
Or Tina Fey.
Tina Fey exactly! You hit the nail on the head, Girl!
She LOOKS like Tina Fey, but SOUNDS like Jane Curtin.
Well, to me she sounds more like Madge from the film, Fargo. You betcha!
Yaa. Soon listtle Bristol will be waddling like Madge in Fargo. You betcha. Yaa.
Yaaa. Until the truth about these inbreds finally comes out, and Fargo turns into Chinatown. You betcha it will!
Bristol Palin: She's my daughter.
(John McPain slaps her)
John McPain: I said I want the truth!
Bristol Palin: She's my sister!
(slap)
Bristol Palin: She's my daughter!
(slap)
Bristol Palin: My sister, my daughter...
(several more slaps)
John McPain: I said I want the truth!
Bristol Palin: She's my sister AND my daughter!
Back in WWII there was a gun made specially for battleships called a Bristol Gun (I think because it was made in the city of Bristol in the UK.) I wonder if Mrs. Palin likes guns so much that she named her daughter after one? She doesn't have any kids named Glock or Smith or Wesson, does she? Just asking.
I just heard the bimbo bitch giving a speech and she says NUKULAR just like Dubya!!!! Even my Beulette knows how to pronounce NUCLEAR (even if she does think it's a facial cleansing lotion!) But then we are not at risk for Beulette ever running the country, are we?
NUCLEAR is very good for clearing up acne. Bristol could use some!