Tishman Speyer's golf cart policy is clear, we can do whatever we damn well please! At the very least, that seems to be the policy of the "Yeee Haaa" cowboy. Once again he was on a bromantic rendezvous this morning at Starbucks, working hard for that overtime pay while using company property for personal use. To hell with those energy conservation classes!
Our Sty Spy snapped these photos of the Tishman Speyer employees around 10:30 this morning. This re-offending cowboy parked his mechanical horse in a crosswalk, blocking wheelchair access, driving in the wrong direction, despite the fact there was ample parking on the street. No wonder "Yeee Haaa" looked nervous as the staff at Starbucks took 15 minutes to make his beverage! Lucky for him there's always a traffic cop with a blind eye to look the other way.
Unfamiliar with the "Yeee Haaa" cowboy? Let us introduce you! He cuts off traffic on the city streets. He chases the elderly out of the crosswalks. He blocks scheduled deliveries for local businesses while damaging property. "Yeee Haaa" also excessively speeds and ignores stop signs. He likes to park his mechanical horse on curbs, in a crosswalks, going in the wrong direction, blocking a wheelchair ramps, and fire hydrants. It's really just too much to type.
Janette Sadik-Khan, Commissioner
Department of Transportation
Full Lux Living Cowboy / Mechanical Horse Coverage
Photos submited by Lux Living reader, Mark
Could Yeee Haaa be Robbie Speyer's boyfriend?
Well, Robbie has to share him with the traffic cop. But, yeah.
If this guy can get caught this many times by a few people with cell phone cameras how come the ticket natzis that work the loops or the hundreds of security cameras seem to miss him?
And why doesn't Tishman Speyer do anything about him? Bud Perrone obviously reads Lux, he references it in the New York Times.
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes its not for days
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the coffee that I drink
And times when you're all alone all you do is think
This guy is symbolic of what Tishman Speyer is: dirty, lawless, arrogant, dangerous and a threat to the safety and wellbeing of tenants of PCVST - and anyone else he comes into contact with for that matter. Tishman Speyer is destroying an entire community with greed and incompetence. The TishSpy Cowboy is probably their idea of a good employee.