Stuyvesant Town and Peter Cooper Village's squirrels have had enough of the never-ending landscaping that has been killing them since March. No more digging! No more deforestation! No more lost stores of nuts! Inspired by a discarded copy of the inspirational management tome, Who Moved My Nuts?, the furry comrades have organized a Grassroots Ground Offensive. The super rodents plan to rid the complex of golf carts, wood chippers, and the rat poison being tossed around by management like Johnny F'n Appleseed once and for all!
Watch where you step Tish-Spy! Those little white flags that dot the property - they're not sprinklers - they're markers for an elaborate series of underground tunnels from which the squirrel brigade wages their own brand of guerrilla warfare.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Submitted by Lux Living reader, Joan.
