Stuyvesant Town's bitter market rate tenants began sifting through the garbage this afternoon, as instructed by management, to find raw materials to build their own pressure walls. The disgruntled dumpster diver we spoke with was furious at Stuyvesant Town and Tishman Speyer for handling the pressurized wall debacle so poorly.
"I'm paying $3,900 a month for a one bedroom apartment and I need that extra wall for my roommate," he vented. Asked why he was digging through the trash he snapped, "the Stuyvesant bodega ran out of lucky bamboo and tried to sell me peacock feathers instead. I went over to the Oval for the free crates and The Container Store only had twenty crates and a box of clear shower curtains. What other choice do I have?"
Adding insult to injury Stuyvesant Town's private security force have mistaken some of the market rate trash takers for homeless people and sprayed they with mace before beating them unconscious.
I think the bamboo tents E.D. posted are pretty rad. I totally hooked up with a guy who lived in one, there's a lot more elbow room in there than you think.
You know it's a beautiful weather when the stuy down dumpsters leak and create a nice brown-green glistening ooze. Thems good diving days!
Hey Go Ask Alice, you are funny. You and Edna Doodle. Sometimes, though, I suspect that you could be Edna's Mother. Edna never did have a reputation for having an edgy sense of humor, but Mother - - well, that's a whole different ballgame!