Oval Lounge - Pool, Booze and Gritty Dramas

Residents of Stuyvesant Town are waiting with baited breath for the opening of the new Oval Lounge which promises first class entertainment, top shelf liquor and the occasional celeb sighting.

The Oval Lounge is part of the new strip mall being forged in the heart of Stuyvesant Town know as the "Oval" where tenants are welcomed to spend their hard earned money while awkwardly socializing with each other before heading off to binge drink on Avenue A.

The edgy lounge will include pool tables, seating areas and a single large flat screen TV where residents can watch Frank Sinatra shoot up in The Man with the Golden Arm (pictured) and other psychological disasters like Last Exit to Brooklyn and The Accused.

Tenants living directly above the city's newest hot spot will no doubt thrive in the French Quarter-like atmosphere which promises them intelligent conversation and all the second hand smoke one could hope for late at night.

A Town & Country profile piece is already in the works and the opening night gala gawkers can expect to see Tara Reid, Sylvia Miles and the Olsen Twins.